Episode 576 – Do Us Money

Factoid of the Week:

In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all. Many years ago, it was even commonly thought that the Emperors of enormous dynasties were reincarnations of dragons.

Flight risk: suspected spy pigeon released after eight months in detention in India
Florida fisherman single handedly reels in 1,200-lb, 12-foot ‘monster’ great white shark
NJ animal shelter will name feral cat after an ex, then neuter it
Canada drug dealer offers ‘free samples’ of cocaine stapled to business cards
Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace

Words of Wisdom:

Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it. -Alexandre Dumas

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Episode 575 – Expired Nipples

Factoid of the Week:

The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA’s astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.

Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flight

Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes

Words of Wisdom:
“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.” -Pat Conroy

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Episode 574 – Stephen Forgot The Titles

Factoid of the Week:

Pythons possess special organs called heat pits that allow them to detect the infrared radiation emitted by warm-blooded animals. This unique adaptation helps them locate prey effectively, even in low-light conditions.

Ultra-marathon runner banned for a year after using car in race
North Carolina orthodontist offers free gun with Invisalign treatment
Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’
Plane forced to return to JFK Airport after horse on board gets loose

Words of Wisdom:
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

-Booker T. Washington

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Episode 573 – My Brain Dumps are a Lot

Factoid of the Week:

All Hallows’ Eve was the day where the Celts paid their respects to the dead. Samhain signified the end of one season’s cycle and the beginning of the next one. They believed that the veil was thin on that night so that the souls of people who perished that year were able to move on to the other world. Offerings, such as vegetables or fruits, were given in order to aid the dead in their passing.

Man Accused of Masturbating in Target Claims It Was Dildo, Not His Actual Penis

Words of Wisdom:

“Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death and ourselves.” ― Stewart Stafford

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Episode 572 – HNH is Good Screen Time

What’s this? A show? In your podcast feed? But how!?

That’s correct everyone. Ashley and I figured out how to do a show for at least a night. We had the stars align and took advantage of the opportunity. We dusted off the microphones and sat down to chat for a little bit. We didn’t have any news because, quite frankly, we were not prepared. But did you expect anything else? Just enjoy our charm and wit on this episode.

See you next time!

Episode 571 – Plump Rumps for Chumps

This was a very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We recorded it during our charity stream for Toys for Tots! We had an absolute blast with it, but you might be confused by some of the breaks, lots of audience call outs, and … we did a lot of squats. Either way, we hope you enjoy this audio edition of the show!

If you have some extra cash sitting around, swing over to https://www.2dorks.net/toys to donate to Toys for Tots! We’ve already raised $2200 for the charity and couldn’t be more grateful for all of your generosity.

Thank you! Enjoy the show!

Episode 570 – Vigorous Kegels

Factoid of the Week:

Horses drink at least 25 gallons of water a day (more in hotter climates).

2 people removed from U.S. Open quarterfinals after one gave the other a haircut in the stands
Squirrel knocks out power to 10,000 customers in Virginia
Man accused of selling human body parts on Facebook arrested
San Francisco Parking Spot Goes on Sale for $90,000

Cup Noodles unveils ‘pumpkin spice’ flavor

Words of Wisdom:
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Episode 569 – It’s a Saturday!

It was just all fun stuff this week!

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Episode 568 – Sexy Time Cloaca

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We didn’t have any real stories or factoids this week. It was just a good time catching up with each other after a long hiatus. We love you guys! Hoping to get back to a normal release schedule soon!

Episode 567 – Saturday Morning Buffoons

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Factoid of the Week:

Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.

Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine
Starbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained meth
What Are Cambodia’s ‘Penis Plants’ That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?
FAA Inspector Took ‘Money and Hookers’ To Ignore Violations

Words of Wisdom:

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”

— Walt Whitman