Episode 478 – It’s a Eunuchs System

Image result for sleepI have been awake for 18 hours… and I’m sick, and I think I may die because my body will not allow me to sleep… I just lay there, mouth breathing, wishing for the night to take me. Lawl. I’m really tired, guys. Really tired. Jacob asked me if I wanted to go on a walk and I bit him.

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Factoid of the Week:
It’s thought that up to 15% of the population are sleepwalkers

‘Stop having sex with my hedge’: Sheffield man’s desperate plea to drunken louts

Florida man charged with performing castration at home

Six Senior Citizens Arrested for Allegedly Having Group Sex in Public Park Area

Wife in UAE seeks divorce because husband loves her a lot, doesn’t argue with her

Words of Wisdom:
Tired minds don’t plan well. Sleep first, plan later. -Walter Reisch

Episode 477 – The Taco Conversation

Image result for volcanoJacob made the BEST chicken noodle soup I have EVER had. I drank so much of the broth that I think my stomach ruptured. Worth it! What’s your favorite soup?

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Factoid of the Week:
There are more than 500 active volcanoes in the world. More than half of these volcanoes are part of the “Ring of Fire,” a region that encircles the Pacific Ocean

Buddhist temple in Japan puts faith in robot priest

Raccoon Caught Inside High School Vending Machine, Lurking Among Snacks

Autumn is coming, so of course Pumpkin Spice Spam is, too

Add Some Sparkle to Your Number Two with Glitter-Infused Vitamin Pills

Farmers Jailed Over Pig Semen Smuggled In Shampoo Bottles

Words of Wisdom:
Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow. -Khalil Gibran

Episode 476 – Skittle Pope

I just repotted my shamrocks, chocolate mint, and rosemary into really awesome pots. They are so cute and happy and make my desk look like a garden ^_^ Also, the chocolate mint smells like Christmas and I want hot coco like you don’t even know!

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Factoid of the Week:
Shamrocks have three leaves – each leaf of the clover represents something: the first is for hope, the second is for faith, and the third is for love.  If there is a fourth leaf, it is for luck.

Chernobyl Vodka Made in Exclusion Zone Coming Soon
Basketball Player Banned From Playing After Drug Test Says He’s Pregnant
Zombie Skittles Is Giving Candy A Terrifying, Undead Twist This Halloween
Woman sent to hospital after posing with octopus on face

Words of Wisdom:
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
~Irish Blessing

Episode 475 – Taco Scotch Beavers

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I got a coupon in the mail for free donuts… three days ago. It is taunting me and I want to use it. To make it worse, the donut shop is less than a mile from my house. I could walk there in 15 mins and get free donuts and be home in 15 mins and have walked 30 whole mins to offset my sugar consumption and I NEED them, you don’t understand.

Please help. I have a problem.

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Factoid of the Week:
Washington Irving was the first writer to describe donuts in print: Best known as the author of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, described the pastry as “balls of sweetened dough, fried in hog’s fat, and called doughnuts, or olykoeks.”

Man wins thousands in compensation after magic fails to bring his estranged wife back
Unopened 1987 Nintendo video game could sell for $10,000
526 teeth removed from 7-year-old’s mouth after he complained of jaw pain
Study says 28 percent of delivery drivers have eaten some of your food

Words of Wisdom:
With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible. -Jameela Jamil

Episode 473 – Raining Tacos

Image result for coffee beansIf you throw away a cup full of liquid, then I believe you to be a horrible, spoiled person that has never had to take out the trash before.

If you are a guest and throw a cup of liquid into the trash, then you are going to hell.

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Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Arab culture, a woman could only divorce her husband if he didn’t like her coffee.

Instagrammers Are Swarming This Turquoise Lake. It’s Actually A Toxic Dump.
West Palm Beach playing “Baby Shark” on loop to drive homeless people away
Kentucky man’s irritation caused by tick latched onto his eye
Flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to ‘meth-gators,’ Tennessee police department warns

Words of Wisdom:
Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. -AJ Lee

Episode 472 – I Bought A Banjo

Image result for walkingI like walking. I forget how much I like it until I get outside and wander around my neighborhood. It was hell’s hot here this am, but the walk was fantastic.

So, if you’re able, walk with me! I’ve made a goal of getting in a 15 min walk every day (mine will be mornings because it is summer here and the asphalt melts by 10am). That’s it! 15 mins. I normally go longer because it is nice, but I don’t have to if I am crunched for time.

Lemme know if you will be joining the walking crusade!

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Factoid of the Week:
The longest walk around the world was completed by a former neon-sign salesman, Jean Beliveau. He walked 46,600 miles around 64 countries. The trip took him 11 years.

Naked man riding scooter during heatwave tells German police: ‘It’s too hot’
Tennessee Woman Attacked McDonald’s Manager With Stun Gun, Dragged Him Out Through Drive-thru Window
Doctor finds live tick inside ear of woman with tinnitus
Hells Angels clubhouse in Coquitlam a surprise Pokemon Go gym location

Words of Wisdom:
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. -Earl Nightingale

Episode 471 – Xanthum Gum, Sugar, and Death

I’m having one of those days where everyone is driving me bonkers. I’ve been on the phone all day and the most random people have called… like, the closet lady from a month ago whom I’ve told TWICE that we wouldn’t be using their services… and then told their office after her manager emailed me. Generally, I try not to be a butt, because I always feel bad about it later, but today many people have seen my rear.

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Factoid of the Week:
Dill is a type of herbaceous plant that belongs to the celery family. This plant is native to South Europe and West Asia, but it can be found around the world today. Dill was cultivated and used as a culinary herb in ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome.

It’s so hot in Spain that manure self-ignited, sparking a 10,000-acre wildfire
Alabama dealership offers bible, shotgun, and American flag with every car purchase
Woman armed with sword steals $150 from Cary dry cleaners
Texas Substitute Teacher Fired After Filming Porn in Classroom
Fertility doctor loses license after using his own sperm

Words of Wisdom:
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Episode 470 – The Lumber Yard

I made delicious wagyu beef tacos! The very moment I finished cooking and combining everything to serve, Jacob looks at me and goes, “Would you mind if I laid down for 15 mins?”. I mean, I cannot say no to that, because he is adorable… but I want WARM TACOS… I’m still waiting on them right now.  I NEED THEM!

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Factoid of the Week:
Wood was the first drawing material. In the form of charcoal, was the first artistic medium. An example of cave art, using charred wood, at Rouffignac in France dates dates back 13,000 years. Kiln produced charcoal has continued to be used by artists down the ages, and modern artists continue to exploit its qualities in their creative endeavors.

Young people are growing horns from cellphone use: study

Florida city pays $600,000 to hackers who seized its computer system

Alabama man accused of training a meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’

17% of Apple AirPods owners have sex while wearing them

Words of Wisdom:
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. -Francis Bacon

Episode 469 – Many Muchly Studies

I went to a bouncy trampoline park with my nephew and goofed off for an amazing hour. We flipped and made Mario courses and chased each other… and then I flung myself onto a huge mattress type deal… but when I crawled off of it and onto the main floor… I jacked my MCL up… So, now I cannot walk. It wasn’t because the flips or cartwheels or jumps… but because of one little twist I made while pulling myself up to the floor. You have got to be kidding me…

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Factoid of the Week:
The brains of people with chronic backaches are as much as 11 percent smaller than those of non-sufferers. The neurons become overactive or tired of the activity.

Japan outlaws flying drones while drunk
Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech
Miller Lite created a beer can that doubles as a video game controller, the ‘Cantroller’
U.S. Government Websites Redirecting to Hardcore Porn
US Surgeons Find Tapeworm In Woman’s Brain During Cancer Surgery

Words of Wisdom:
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment. -Jim Rohn

Episode 468 – One Squirrel Butt

Tonight’s show was a blast! It was a true return to form in that we didn’t stay on track for more than two minutes. We covered Icelandic pool hair dryers and Taco Bell. We even solved all the problems of the US health care system. There’s nothing quite like an episode of H&H to really get you going. Enjoy!

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Factoid of the Week:
Snails are hermaphroditic and impregnate each other during one sex act.

Iceland pool tells men to quit using hair dryers on their balls
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
That’s not a penis! You’re a penis