Episode 473 – Raining Tacos

Image result for coffee beansIf you throw away a cup full of liquid, then I believe you to be a horrible, spoiled person that has never had to take out the trash before.

If you are a guest and throw a cup of liquid into the trash, then you are going to hell.

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Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Arab culture, a woman could only divorce her husband if he didn’t like her coffee.

Instagrammers Are Swarming This Turquoise Lake. It’s Actually A Toxic Dump.
West Palm Beach playing “Baby Shark” on loop to drive homeless people away
Kentucky man’s irritation caused by tick latched onto his eye
Flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to ‘meth-gators,’ Tennessee police department warns

Words of Wisdom:
Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. -AJ Lee

Episode 472 – I Bought A Banjo

Image result for walkingI like walking. I forget how much I like it until I get outside and wander around my neighborhood. It was hell’s hot here this am, but the walk was fantastic.

So, if you’re able, walk with me! I’ve made a goal of getting in a 15 min walk every day (mine will be mornings because it is summer here and the asphalt melts by 10am). That’s it! 15 mins. I normally go longer because it is nice, but I don’t have to if I am crunched for time.

Lemme know if you will be joining the walking crusade!

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Factoid of the Week:
The longest walk around the world was completed by a former neon-sign salesman, Jean Beliveau. He walked 46,600 miles around 64 countries. The trip took him 11 years.

Naked man riding scooter during heatwave tells German police: ‘It’s too hot’
Tennessee Woman Attacked McDonald’s Manager With Stun Gun, Dragged Him Out Through Drive-thru Window
Doctor finds live tick inside ear of woman with tinnitus
Hells Angels clubhouse in Coquitlam a surprise Pokemon Go gym location

Words of Wisdom:
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. -Earl Nightingale

Episode 471 – Xanthum Gum, Sugar, and Death

I’m having one of those days where everyone is driving me bonkers. I’ve been on the phone all day and the most random people have called… like, the closet lady from a month ago whom I’ve told TWICE that we wouldn’t be using their services… and then told their office after her manager emailed me. Generally, I try not to be a butt, because I always feel bad about it later, but today many people have seen my rear.

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Factoid of the Week:
Dill is a type of herbaceous plant that belongs to the celery family. This plant is native to South Europe and West Asia, but it can be found around the world today. Dill was cultivated and used as a culinary herb in ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome.

It’s so hot in Spain that manure self-ignited, sparking a 10,000-acre wildfire
Alabama dealership offers bible, shotgun, and American flag with every car purchase
Woman armed with sword steals $150 from Cary dry cleaners
Texas Substitute Teacher Fired After Filming Porn in Classroom
Fertility doctor loses license after using his own sperm

Words of Wisdom:
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Episode 470 – The Lumber Yard

I made delicious wagyu beef tacos! The very moment I finished cooking and combining everything to serve, Jacob looks at me and goes, “Would you mind if I laid down for 15 mins?”. I mean, I cannot say no to that, because he is adorable… but I want WARM TACOS… I’m still waiting on them right now.  I NEED THEM!

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Factoid of the Week:
Wood was the first drawing material. In the form of charcoal, was the first artistic medium. An example of cave art, using charred wood, at Rouffignac in France dates dates back 13,000 years. Kiln produced charcoal has continued to be used by artists down the ages, and modern artists continue to exploit its qualities in their creative endeavors.

Young people are growing horns from cellphone use: study

Florida city pays $600,000 to hackers who seized its computer system

Alabama man accused of training a meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’

17% of Apple AirPods owners have sex while wearing them

Words of Wisdom:
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. -Francis Bacon

Episode 469 – Many Muchly Studies

I went to a bouncy trampoline park with my nephew and goofed off for an amazing hour. We flipped and made Mario courses and chased each other… and then I flung myself onto a huge mattress type deal… but when I crawled off of it and onto the main floor… I jacked my MCL up… So, now I cannot walk. It wasn’t because the flips or cartwheels or jumps… but because of one little twist I made while pulling myself up to the floor. You have got to be kidding me…

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Factoid of the Week:
The brains of people with chronic backaches are as much as 11 percent smaller than those of non-sufferers. The neurons become overactive or tired of the activity.

Japan outlaws flying drones while drunk
Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech
Miller Lite created a beer can that doubles as a video game controller, the ‘Cantroller’
U.S. Government Websites Redirecting to Hardcore Porn
US Surgeons Find Tapeworm In Woman’s Brain During Cancer Surgery

Words of Wisdom:
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment. -Jim Rohn

Episode 468 – One Squirrel Butt

Tonight’s show was a blast! It was a true return to form in that we didn’t stay on track for more than two minutes. We covered Icelandic pool hair dryers and Taco Bell. We even solved all the problems of the US health care system. There’s nothing quite like an episode of H&H to really get you going. Enjoy!

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Factoid of the Week:
Snails are hermaphroditic and impregnate each other during one sex act.

Iceland pool tells men to quit using hair dryers on their balls
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
That’s not a penis! You’re a penis

Episode 467 – Schroedinger’s Notes

We’ve been gone… and I’ve been painting… and I want my house back. Listen to my slow decent into madness.

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Factoid of the Week:
It is believed that the sweet cherry originated in the area between the Black and Caspian Seas in Asia Minor around 70 B.C. The Romans introduced them to Britain in the first century A.D.

Austria warns against cow-kissing internet challenge
Kentucky Noah’s Ark attraction sues over flood damage
Half of Americans have used swimming pools as an alternative to showering, study finds
Pornhub unveils its ‘Bonerless Bathing Suit’ to prevent unwanted public erections

Words of Wisdom:
You can’t serve up hearts like cherries jubilee. -Leonard Bailey

We’re Coming Back!

Hey, party people! Don’t give up on us! We’re coming back soon, but in the mean time I made you this little thing that you can listen to. Have some fun. Hang in there. We love you!

Episode 466 – Brokeback Brain

My roses are blooming… and they are glorious. I went to a memorial garden with a buddy today to look at the roses… and it was closed. So, we walked around the amphitheater forever until we were able to see the roses… and mine are better >_> I mean, I don’t DO anything to mine, but they are still better. Save for the red ones at the garden… those were amazing.

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Factoid of the Week:
Wild roses have 5 petals and 5 sepals. A large number of petals is a result of mutation and it can be seen in cultivated roses.

Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Buyers Arrested By Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Dealers
Kuwaiti Academic Claims Gay Men Have An ‘Anal Worm That Feeds On Semen’
Do NOT put garlic in your vagina: Top gynecologist warns women

Words of Wisdom:
Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet. -Katharine Lee Bates

Episode 465 – Mouth Swears

Why are wasps a thing? Ants are yicky enough… but make them 6 times as big, give them a massive bite AND sting to go with their size… oh, and then add wings… that doesn’t seem like something out of a hellworld at ALL.

I think wasps were part of the evil that escaped pandora’s box. I think the only thing left in the box was a bigger freaking hornet… but Monsanto is making those for us. Goody.

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Factoid of the Week:
Ducks and geese that are used for foie gras are prepared by force feeding two to three times a day using a small pipe inserted into their throat, a process known as ‘gavage’, which takes a total time of around two to three seconds for each bird.

Iraq Parliament Bans Online Battle Games, Citing “Negative” Influence
Pennsylvania man receives prison sentence for shooting at fireflies he thought were ‘alien lasers’
Carl’s Jr. (Hardees) will become the first major fast-food chain to debut a cannabis-infused burger
Men carry more germs in their beards than dogs carry in their fur, study finds
Indiana man sues parents for destroying porn collection

Words of Wisdom:
“Be like a duck.  Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.” –Michael Caine