Dungeons and Turkeys

Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It’s up to four heroes(?) to figure out what’s causing the issue and end the terror once and for all!

Hope ya’ll enjoy.

PreShow 565

This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya’ll are getting it.

Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It’s kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could.

Hope you enjoy it!

Episode 564 – The Big Chunks

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Factoid of the Week:

Guinness World Records – originally the Guinness Book of Records – started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. The idea came about in the early 1950’s when Sir Hugh Beaver from the Guinness Brewery attended a shooting party in County Wexford.  There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe, and failed to find an answer in any reference book.  That argument spawned the idea for a Guinness promotion based on the idea of settling pub arguments. 

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Words of Wisdom:

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.

Walter Elliot

Episode 563 – Diddlin’ Space Time

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Factoid of the Week:

Some people who get bitten by the Lone Star tick can develop a sudden allergy to red meat. Beef, lamb, and pork (which are technically classified as red meat) can make people with this allergy experience headaches, sneezing, a runny nose, and nausea. In severe cases, it can cause the person to be unable to breathe. For some sufferers, the allergy fades over time, but for others, it’s permanent.

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Words of Wisdom:

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

Episode 562 – Let’s Get Funky

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Factoid of the Week:

Ninety-nine percent of what constitutes a toot has no smell at all. It’s made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane—all of which are odorless. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink.

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Words of Wisdom:
“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Episode 561 – D is for Dopamine

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Factoid of the Week:

Jellyfish have no bones, so fossils are hard to come by. Nevertheless, scientists have evidence these creatures have been bobbing along in the world’s oceans for at least 500 million years. In fact, it’s likely the jellyfish lineage goes back even further, possibly 700 million years. That’s roughly three times the age of the first dinosaurs.

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Man Throws His Penis Out of Car While Fleeing Police, Says He Cut It Off to Save World
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Words of Wisdom:

“The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur.” -M. Shadows

Episode 560 – Sandy Hump Hornets

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Factoid of the Week:

Why Are There 52 Cards In A Deck, With 4 Suits Of 13 Cards: the four colors represent the four seasons, while the 52 maps represent the 52 weeks of a year. The thirteen cards per suit represent the thirteen lunar cycles.

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Words of Wisdom:
Be Nice

Episode 559 – So…Naked People

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Factoid of the Week:

Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body’s reaction to nerve excitement. 

Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incident
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Words of Wisdom:

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Buddha

Episode 558 – The Old Nipple Pit

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Factoid of the Week:

Even though the eel looks like a snake it is really a fish without scales. They have long, narrow bodies with long dorsal and anal fins. Most eels hide and live in caves and rock crevices. They also burrow in the sand. These behaviors allow them to surprise and attack their prey.

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Bangkok Man’s Penis Gets Stuck in Padlock, Freed By Doctor After Two Weeks

Words of Wisdom:

“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” -Henry David Thoreau