Episode 570 – Vigorous Kegels

Factoid of the Week:

Horses drink at least 25 gallons of water a day (more in hotter climates).

2 people removed from U.S. Open quarterfinals after one gave the other a haircut in the stands
Squirrel knocks out power to 10,000 customers in Virginia
Man accused of selling human body parts on Facebook arrested
San Francisco Parking Spot Goes on Sale for $90,000

Cup Noodles unveils ‘pumpkin spice’ flavor

Words of Wisdom:
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Episode 569 – It’s a Saturday!

It was just all fun stuff this week!

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Episode 568 – Sexy Time Cloaca

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We didn’t have any real stories or factoids this week. It was just a good time catching up with each other after a long hiatus. We love you guys! Hoping to get back to a normal release schedule soon!

Episode 567 – Saturday Morning Buffoons

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Factoid of the Week:

Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.

Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine
Starbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained meth
What Are Cambodia’s ‘Penis Plants’ That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?
FAA Inspector Took ‘Money and Hookers’ To Ignore Violations

Words of Wisdom:

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”

— Walt Whitman

Episode 566 – Here We Go

It’s been a little while since we’ve been able to do a show. Things around the Orbiting HQ have been pretty rocky, to say the least. We managed to pull ourselves together for a short episode tonight, but we still had a great time! Hope you enjoy it.

Episode 565 – Humperjacks

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Factoid of the Week:

The origin of the word “sinister” reflects a historical bias against left-handed people. It comes from the Latin word for “left,” which was also seen to be unlucky or evil.

Customers, Employees Spend Night Watching TV, Sleeping in Ikea After Snowstorm Traps Them
Celebrate the holidays at the ‘Home Alone’ house, now up for rent on Airbnb
Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic
More than a third of world’s population have never used internet

Words of Wisdom:

“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.” -John Irving

Dungeons and Turkeys

Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It’s up to four heroes(?) to figure out what’s causing the issue and end the terror once and for all!

Hope ya’ll enjoy.

PreShow 565

This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya’ll are getting it.

Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It’s kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could.

Hope you enjoy it!

Episode 564 – The Big Chunks

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Factoid of the Week:

Guinness World Records – originally the Guinness Book of Records – started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. The idea came about in the early 1950’s when Sir Hugh Beaver from the Guinness Brewery attended a shooting party in County Wexford.  There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe, and failed to find an answer in any reference book.  That argument spawned the idea for a Guinness promotion based on the idea of settling pub arguments. 

UK Cops Searching for Wanted Man Find Him ‘Hiding’ Under a Blanket
‘Christmas dinner in a can’ promises answer to supermarket shortages
Survey Says 73% of Men Would Rather “Die Younger” than Give Up Meat
TN Amish man had marijuana ‘greenhouse’, more than a dozen guns

Words of Wisdom:

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.

Walter Elliot

Episode 563 – Diddlin’ Space Time

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Factoid of the Week:

Some people who get bitten by the Lone Star tick can develop a sudden allergy to red meat. Beef, lamb, and pork (which are technically classified as red meat) can make people with this allergy experience headaches, sneezing, a runny nose, and nausea. In severe cases, it can cause the person to be unable to breathe. For some sufferers, the allergy fades over time, but for others, it’s permanent.

New Zealand city parts ways with its wizard
Couple surprised at airport with stowaway in luggage: their Chihuahua
Police investigate local US news channel for accidentally airing 13 seconds of porn in weather report
‘Testicle bath’ birth control device earns Germany’s Dyson Prize

Words of Wisdom:

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe