Episode 534 – BoneNuts

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Factoid of the Week:
According to astronomer Fred Hoyle, if you got into your car, turned on the ignition and drove up to the sky at 60 mph, it would take just one hour to get to outer space.

Japan Puts Its Post-Covid Tourism Hopes In Hands Of Giant Robot
Man tells wife his new PlayStation 5 is an air purifier; wife sells PS5
Deer steals hunter’s gun, flees into woods
Austrian village named F–king to change name after unwanted tourist attention

Words of Wisdom:
“Aim for the sky, but move slowly, enjoying every step along the way. It is all those little steps, that makes the journey complete.”  – Chanda Kochhar

Episode 533 – Super Duper Pigeon Auction

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Factoid of the Week:
A gene called ABCC11 determines whether people produced wet or dry earwax. Interestingly, people who produce the “dry” version of earwax also lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria feed on to cause underarm odor.  This gene is basically the single determinant of whether you do produce armpit odor or not.  Only 2 percent of Europeans lack the genes for smelly armpits, but almost all Koreans lack this gene and therefore, do not have armpit odor.

Pigeon becomes world’s most expensive after selling for $1.9M
Accused ‘porch pirate’ arrested when he shows up at court in same shirt from surveillance pics
Indonesian man becomes instant millionaire after meteorite crashes through roof
Japanese Town Deploys Growling Robot ‘Wolves’ to Protect Residents From Bears

Words of Wisdom:
Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn’t eaten any.  -Jean Rostand

Episode 532 – Diddle the Fiddle

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Factoid of the Week:
Before Thomas Edison’s invention of the electric light in 1879, most people slept ten hours each night, a duration we’ve just recently discovered is ideal for optimal performance.

Russian city’s rivers run RED from mystery pollution as ducks refuse to swim in the ‘toxic’ water
New York state dad builds 50-foot pirate ship in front yard
SCIENTISTS DRIVE TINY ROBOT AROUND INSIDE LIVING BUTTHOLE
Canadian Tire Stores In Ontario Glitched Out & Scanned Everything As Mr. Potato Head

Words of Wisdom:
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess

Episode 531 – Subject To Episode

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Factoid of the Week:
“Airplane boners” is a term colloquially describing erections on planes caused by changes in air pressure that affect blood pressure.  This same phenomenon affects mountaineers climbing big mountains including the biggest mountain of them all: Everest.

Indonesian school accepting tuition payments in coconuts
$2M lawsuit filed against pastor, lawyer says he has ‘proclivity’ to urinate on people
Man banned from Yellowstone for trying to fry chickens in hot spring
Costco drops Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor

Words of Wisdom:
“It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves” -Edmund Hillary

Episode 530 – Anus Penguins

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Factoid of the Week:
Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes an hour. Often, bats consume their body weight in insects every night, helping keep bug populations in check.

Italian town auctioning off abandoned homes for just over $1
Woman in labor stops to vote in Florida on way to hospital
Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery
Man arrested after showering commuters with money from 30th-floor window

Words of Wisdom:
“There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter” – Bat Masterson

Episode 529 – Ride the Split

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Factoid of the Week:
Today, sunglasses serve as protective eyewear, effectively preventing bright sunlight from causing discomfort or damage to our eyes. Of course, they’re also a fashion accessory. But sunglasses were originally made out of smoky quartz in 12th century China, where they were used by judges to mask their emotions when they were questioning witnesses.

300 packets of washed up cocaine send ‘fortune hunters’ to Dutch beach
Danbury, Connecticut, To Rename Sewage Plant For John Oliver
Brazilian Senator Caught Hiding Cash Between His Butt Cheeks
South Carolina law school dean accidentally reveals who failed bar exam

Words of Wisdom:
“Boldness is a mask for fear, however great.” -John Dryden

Episode 528 – Wine and PJs

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Factoid of the Week:
Since the 1890s, pencils were painted yellow. American pencil makers wanted to tell people that the pencils they manufacture contain Chinese graphite. In China, yellow is associated with respect and royalty. Manufacturers painted pencils bright yellow in order to communicate this regal feeling and association with China.

Irish court: Subway’s sandwich bread is not legally bread
Florida Woman Out Of Luck When Winning Lottery Ticket Gets Lost In Mail
A woman in Australia discovered her headaches were caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain
Oklahoma jail workers charged after forcing inmates to listen to ‘Baby Shark’ on loop

Words of Wisdom:
“When we see a soul whose acts are all regal, graceful, and pleasant as roses, we must thank God that such things can be and are.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Episode 527 – Anthropomorphic Turd

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Factoid of the Week:
Someone who weighs 150 pounds on Earth would — if it were possible to stand on Jupiter — weigh a whopping 354 pounds on the enormous gas giant. Larger masses have greater gravity.

Bus passenger uses live snake as a face mask
Chicago’s Dreadhead Cowboy rides horse on Dan Ryan Expressway, faces 3 charges from ISP
Florida Woman steals sex toy, gets nude in store, tries it out
Cocaine in exchange for milking cows

Words of Wisdom:
To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue; these five are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.” – Confucius

Episode 526 – Okey Dokey Funeral Home

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Factoid of the Week:
In antiquity, butter was used for fuel in lamps as a substitute for oil. The Butter Tower of Rouen Cathedral was erected in the early 16th century when Archbishop Georges d’Amboise authorized the burning of butter instead of oil, which was scarce at the time, during Lent.

Swiss Town Coated In Cocoa Powder After Factory Glitch
Florida condo for sale has Budweiser cans covering walls, ceilings
Man who founded Jelly Belly name to give away candy factory as part of ‘gold ticket’ treasure hunt
Ole Miss Put Porn Star on Its Cups Honoring Healthcare Heroes for This Season
Virginia man gets permission to be buried in Juicy Fruit-themed casket

Words of Wisdom:
“Life is too short for fake butter or fake people.” -Julia Child

Episode 524 – Cavalcade of Robots

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Factoid of the Week:
Mickey Mouse was originally named Mortimer Mouse, but Disney’s wife said the name Mortimer sounded too pompous, convincing Disney to change the adorable rodent’s name to Mickey. The name Mortimer was instead given to Mickey’s rival mouse in later episodes

JAPAN UNVEILS TRANSPARENT PUBLIC RESTROOMS
750 million genetically engineered mosquitoes approved for release in Florida Keys
Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden
You can now hire a ‘home exorcist’ to help cleanse and sell your haunted home

Words of Wisdom:
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
-Walt Disney