Well, save for Ashley muting herself halfway through the show… everything went SWIMMINGLY! Whoever sacrificed virgin babies… we thank you. In this wow-a-licious episode we’ve got a toddler who thinks he is Mario, a Japanese man who fingered the Prime Minister Abe, sex toys used as a weapon, and a dwarf who glued himself to a vacuum cleaner. What more could one person ask for in electronic entertainment? We say nothing, and we will eat a scorpion if you don’t agree!*
*Members of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades will not really eat any scorpions at any time unless we are starving to death on an island, and short of death, eating the scorpion is our only hope of survival.
Factoid of the Week:
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
Toddler survives 7 story fall!
How NOT to play frisbee
Japanese man fingers the PM
Sex toys are NOT guns
Insured against Nessie?
How not to make grilled poultry
Nude virgins caught up in the HEAT of the moment
Dwarf gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner
Forensic expert gets fired after using the DNA lab to test her husband’s pants
Topless car wash
Man lost for hours after jumping overboard to fetch beer bong
Drop your drawers in Brattleboro, VT
Best seX evar!
Town perturbed after left with NO police for a night.
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Running Time: 51 Minutes