A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn’t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one dollar in change.
“Hope you enjoyed your beer,” he said to the gorilla, “We don’t get too many gorillas coming in here.”
“At nineteen dollars a beer,” said the gorilla, “it’s no wonder.”
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Factoid of the Week:
A polecat is not a cat, or a pole. It is a nocturnal European weasel.
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Do Not Eat
Biggest A-Hole
Planning Fail
The Slap Heard ‘Round the Precinct
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Bear Mugging
Strip Search
Words of Wisdom:
Mankind united with infinitely greater purpose in pursuit of war than he ever did in pursuit of peace.
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