Yeah, so… I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get NewZ Better Left untold if you arent being the nasty perverted asshats I know you to be?! Sigh. You ppl fail me.
Factoid of the Week:
Coca-cola was originally sold as a brain tonic.
Rose is a rose
China’s a pain in the ass
BBC’s Bird
Scary Death Bees
Dummy is dumb…and tireless
Eat my balls
Oh noes, Ur dead!
Moo Poo
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Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes
Personally, I blame your lackluster leadership. Perv away oh fearless leader.