Month: January 2011

So, we pretty much made fun of Ric and Milk Drinkers this entire show. Apparently, he is dating a warm glass of milk that he occasionally dips his carrot into (even though he is allergic). HnH is kind of like a warm glass of milk when you think about it. We are… warm… and soothing… and by the end of the glass you are sated and ready for bed! Yeah, HnH and warm milk have a lot in common. We don’t come from cows, though. We are made from the stalks of the awesome plant. Gently distilled into an awesome sauce. Speaking of… I’m hungry o_O
Factoid of the Week
Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats

German’s Cannot Drive
Help Marry Samantha
Pee Power
Hicky Causes Paralysis

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Running Time: 1:21:36

Ok, so, a damned TIME MONSTER has descended down upon my house and stolen my TIME! I got up after the show, ate a bit, melted some shea butter (normal people do this), scented said butter, put butter in jars, and then went upstairs and played with makeup… ohhh, I see what happened. I spent FOUR hours screwing around. Gah. Yawn. Tired. Poo. Well, at least the show was fun. A time monster DID eat the show, however. I showed up 20 mins late 😀 mwahahahah! The notes were REALLY fun this week. Sex toy floating, dead ppl sniffing, trout slapping (irc fans will like this), and cats that are called into to take place in a jury… yeaahhhh.
Factoid of the Week
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia. (I like TEA!)

Do not snort your neighbors
Cat Summoned for Jury Duty
Sex Toys are not Floats
Fish Fights‘

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Running Time: 1:15:55

If ZombieZ attacked… would you be ready? HnH feels that all of our listeners should have safety precautions in mind should ZombieZ every chose their time to invade. Just like you and your family have fire safety awareness, there should be a Zombie awareness. Do not become complacent, friends! ZombieZ eat complacent people! They also eat the Zodiac, apparently. This week we talk about Belarus, bullets, the 13th sign, and a foX that fights back! Also, welcome to Amber who likes me more than Stephen ^_^
Factoid of the Week
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!

Man Sneezes Out Bullet
Fox Shoots Hunter
Police Called on Taurens
You Aren’t Who You Think You Are

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Running Time: 1:19:09

So, I think this is the most awesome, most random, and most called in show… EVER. I went on a TOTAL rampage for about 10 mins (Ahem, I love you Vash), Stephen drank the biggest beer I have EVER seen, everyone called in — some people used about 50 different accents — and I apparently did NOT look like an assface today. I guess that means I look like an assface every OTHER day, however… Hmmmm. We talked about dead birds, global warming, more politics than strictly necessary, books, resolutions… and some crack whore with a sing song voice 😀
Seriously, you HAVE to listen to this one — it is our pride and joy 😀

Factoid of the Week
From the smallest microprocessor to the biggest mainframe, the average American depends on over 264 computers per day.

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Running Time: 2:11:35