This one time I was walking thru the woods and I was stepping on leaves and stuff. I happened across a twig. I went to step over it (it was a pretty twig) and the twig goes, “Hey, what gives! I’m not good enough to step on?” After my initial shock, I picked the twig up to see if it had a mouth (how can twigs talk without mouths?), but the twig informed me that it was using it’s brain to talk to me… that twigs, traditionally, did not have mouths. I was like, “Whoa.” So, I took the twig (his name was Timmy) home with me and put him in a pot of dirt so he would feel at home. Now, Timmy the Twig and I have tea every day at noon. (Also, the show is awesome this week… listen to it.)
Factoid of the Week
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
Human Boobie Bovines
Concrete Jungle
Sex-o-bot 9000
Daddy in a Blue Dress
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Running Time: 1:18:08
