There is a squirrel watching me. No, seriously… it’s camping the seed on the deck and just STARING at me. I decided to try and get some sunlight today because I have not had any in about 6 months. Winter has been LAME this year. LAME. It has been hanging around like cigarette smoke under a carport. I think I made my white skin pink; perhaps that will turn into a tan at some point this summer. Speaking of squirrels… the factoid this week is interesting.
Factoid of the Week:
Male Cape ground squirrels have really big genitalia, relatively speaking. Their penises are 40 percent of the length of their body, while their testicles are about half that length. The lengthy penis is something they use to their utmost advantage during masturbation, and their technique has reached what many consider a holy grail: The squirrels bend over and stick their penis in their own mouth.
Words of Wisdom:
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
Henry David Thoreau
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