Episode 313 – Untoast

Sometimes, yes means no, ya know?  And when you know that no means yes, it’s easier to say yes to those things you really want to say no to, you know what I mean?  No?  So, yes, you understand.  That’s great.  Now we can get on with the show.  That I am running late for.  Because this is what I do.  This week we have smartphone lanes on the sidewalk (so idiots can walk into idiots and not walk into normal ppl that can multitask), footy players take a wee in a water bottle belonging to a ref, something about a deal body that isn’t right, and a failure that attempts to rob a house but cant be bothered so takes a nap… 

Factoid of the Week:
LASER is an acronym, which stands for: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

Smartphone Lane
Pee Bottle
That’s the Wrong Dead Body!
Burglar Falls Asleep on the Job

Words of Wisdom:
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. – Charlie Sheen

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