So, this week is brought to you by Dwarfism. And strippers. And Dwarf Strippers. We have a new setup! I like it better because I have my own desk now… let us know what you think about it! Also, I might quit the show to begin my career in twerking like the lady in the show notes… seriously…. it’s mesmerizing. I want my butt to move like that. Oh, and zombie santa… everyone loves zombie santa.
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Factoid of the Week:
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
Waitress Hands Dwarf a Coloring Book
PreK Teacher Quits to Twerk
Woman Impregnated by Dwarf Stripper (At Her Bachelorette Party)
Zombie Santa Scares 16-year-old
Words of Wisdom:
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss
