There once was a goldfish who lived in a Bowl,
He swam in circles and searched for a life Goal.
One day he knocked upon the side of his Glass,
And quickly realized that his life was going by so Fast.
He gathered momentum and closed his eyes,
And leapt from his glass prison to meet his demise!
Read that one to your kids…
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Factoid of the Week:
Goldfish don’t have stomachs and should therefore be fed easily digestible food in lots of small feeding sessions, rather than lots of food at once. This is also why goldfish produce so much waste and why you need a filter to keep their water clean.
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Words of Wisdom:
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls… saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality? – Stephen Hawking
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