Apparently, if you have a tan… you are a better person. I went to the beach last week (during the hurricane! Yay!) and lived in the pool… which means my skin finally received some sun… which means that when I came back to lead my small group…. people LOST THEIR MINDS. I didn’t realize I was THAT pale. I mean, I knew I was ghostly white and that all Irish women strived to stand next to me to appear dark… but holy balls. Also, a mosquito bit my head…. through my hair. How does that happen?
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A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work. – John Lubbock
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