Have you ever noticed that when you do not get enough sleep you wake up hungry; ravenous, even? I mean, if I get less than 8 hours of sleep, I want to cover the blanket off my bed in gravey and shovel it down in heaping spoonfulls. That’s science! They’ve done studies (that I will not cite here because I am pretending this is a BS paper that a college student is writing) that link not enough sleep to improper eating habits and weight gain. So, when I sleep in, I am really watching over my health. Suck on that!
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Factoid of the Week:
Candle flames are blue at the bottom because that’s where they take up fresh air, and yellow at the top because the rising fumes from below partly suffocate the upper part of the flame.
Landlord Caught Having Sex In Tenants’s Bed
That’ll show her! Frustrated husband chops off his genitals with a knife after his wife hadn’t had sex with him for a DECADE
Words of Wisdom:
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. – William Butler Yeats