I’m going to eat pizza tonight and I am super stoked about it. I lurve pizza. It’s gooey and warm and salty and amazing and WHY IS IT NOT MADE YET!? I am going to die! Also, I think I need a nap. Or more Tea. Also, I talk about tea on the show a lot today… because tea is life. And coconut oil. Coconut oil and tea are life. Lives. Yes.
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Words of Wisdom:
A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt