Today, I paint my face with purple, matte lipstick that I have just now found out will STAIN any skin it comes into contact with! So, I currently am sporting the incredibly ill-drawn designs in a lighter shade of purple than they were applied. I look like I have a skin disease. Also, special guest ASKREN joins us today for some encouraging talk about how to do everything you want to do and still occasionally sleep!
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Factoid of the Week:
A gale is officially defined as a wind of between 32 and 63 miles per hour. A wind blowing from 4 to 31mph is a breeze.
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Words of Wisdom:
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. – Laurence J. Peter
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