So, I’m getting married o_O Yes, you read correctly. Someone was unintelligent (or maybe just brave enough) to ask me to marry them, and I said yes… after the third time they asked… because I didn’t know they were serious… because who, in any state of right-mindedness, would want to spend the REST OF THEIR LIFE with me. Poor Jacob. Send him your love.
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Factoid of the Week:
In the 16th century, a teaspoon of sugar cost the equivalent of five dollars in London.
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TV news vehicle stolen as crew covers local crime wave
Nuclear power station stages bikini contest to choose new interns
‘Sweaty sex’ blamed for positive cocaine test
Words of Wisdom:
Life would pall if it were all sugar; salt is bitter if taken by itself; but when tasted as part of the dish, it savours the meat. Difficulties are the salt of life. -Robert Baden-Powell