I have a cold. Rather, a cold was forced upon me. Having something indicates some degree of wantedness, whereas, one does not want a cold. Cold’s are displeasing to even the most gentle soul. They are humorless, unfeeling, and altogether a most inhospitable guest. I think I shall have a bit of tea and ask my objectionable guest to piss off.
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A group of cats is called a “clowder.”
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In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. -Terry Pratchett
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