Episode 389 – My Thing Isn’t Big Enough

Well, I’ve been sick for over a week and a half now, and I finally went to the doctor’s.  They took my bloods.  Why do we pay people to take our bloods?  We make the bloods… and then we give money to people who steal our bloods?  Also, I lost my LoTRs Ring.  Which is pretty much the saddest thing ever.  I ordered another one (goodbye 80$), but it doesn’t fit like the old one did.  I am crushed.

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Factoid of the Week:
Because Mars has a lower gravity than Earth, a person weighing 200 pounds on Earth would only weigh 76 pounds on Mars.  In other news, I’m moving to mars.

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She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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