Episode 391 – Plastic Coated Tater-Tots

I am putting makeup on.  It is annoying.  I don’t want to paint my face tonight.  Sometimes it is fun.  Tonight I just wish I had naturally rolled out of bed looking like a VS model.  Maybe I should tattoo my face on.  That’s a thing.  I should do that.

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Factoid of the Week:
Worm-eating Bassian thrushes have been known to dislodge their prey from piles of leaves by directing their farts at them. The excretion of gas shifts the leaf-litter on the ground and apparently provokes worms to move around, revealing their location.

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Author: Smashie

She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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