Hello, ladies and gentlemonkeys! It is bloody cold outside! It was seventy, and then we went into Lowes, magically went through a time portal, and when we left Lowes, it was twenty degrees cooler. How did that happen? I was in shorts and short sleeves and now I need socks and a hoodie and the heat on. Why is the weather being a moody brat? It feels like Fall, though! What’s your favorite season?
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Factoid of the Week:
More than 200 viruses are responsible for the cold. The most common are called human rhinoviruses (HRV), and are the little jerks that cause up to 40 percent of all colds.
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