Episode 403 – Members Only

Are you a vegetarian?  Based on the statistics of people that listen to this show, I am going to guess a big, fat, “No!” on that account.  Well, if you ARE, prepare for one of two worst weeks in your life!  You don’t eat meat, everyone knows you don’t eat meat, you haven’t eaten meat in a while, but for some reason, people take the holidays as a time to convert vegetarians and vegans.  Obviously something is wrong with you.  You can’t get any protein (never you mind that the animals you are eating are vegetarians themselves), just one bite won’t kill you, do you think you’re better than everyone, why are you so difficult.  It’s just the worst.  I’ve started telling people that turkeys look like carved cadavers from the body lab (that stops conversation fairly quickly), and that pork tastes like people…  Good luck, veggies!

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Factoid of the Week:
The average American eats approximately 222 pounds of meat per year. This does not include seafood.

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Words of Wisdom:
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. B. C. Forbes

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