It’s cold. I’m cold. I have fifteen layers of clothing on, and I’m made of ice. I’m not entirely sure how I am typing because I cannot feel my fingers. Or my toes. Make it stop. Make the cold not cold anymore. Granted, it is meant to be a billion degrees on Christmas. So, this is backwards. It should snow 45 feet on Christmas on then be warm the rest of the year.
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Factoid of the Week:
Boanthropy is a psychological disorder in which the sufferer believes he or she is a cow or ox. The most famous sufferer of this condition was King Nebuchadnezzar, who in the Book of Daniel “was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen”.
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I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. -Ann Landers
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