I just read a ton of facts about bananas, and now I am going to make a banana smoothie. I skipped mine this morning because I forgot to freeze them last night, but I’m just going to throw ice in it. I have a banana smoothie every morning. Every. Morning. Now just thinking about them is making my mouth water. I have a problem.
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Factoid of the Week:
Thanks to its oil, rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite (or other bug bite) or on poison ivy will help keep it from itching and getting inflamed.
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Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. -Daphne Guinness