Well, I finally went full hippie. Or fully insane. Not sure which one yet. The other night, while I lay in bed peaceful and still, I imagined that my brain pierced the cosmos with a spike that originated from my head. Yeah. I literally imagined it. While I was awake. It was in black and white (I dream in color) and I literally imagined a white spike of energy exploding out of my cranium and piercing the layers of the cosmos (it’s cake-like apparently). So, there’s that.
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Factoid of the Week:
In the U.S. alone, more than 10 billion doughnuts are made every year.
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Words of Wisdom:
Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.― Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase