GUYS! I did it! I have finally accomplished my mission! I HAVE RECEIVED A JUMP SUIT THAT WORKS! It’s tall enough through the legs and torso, doesn’t show my arms, or boobs, and is super light. I’m going to die. It’s like wearing footy PJ’s in public, but being totally accepted by everyone as fashionable while doing it. I cannot express my happy. Jumpsuits are life. I am hungry.
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Factoid of the Week:
The first jumpsuit that was meant as a fashion item was created in 1919 by the Italian artist and designer Tayaht. His goal was to design a stylish and fashionable outfit for the working class as a critique on the bourgeoisie of that time. Unfortunately, his plan failed miserably after the Florentine upper class discovered his design and made it the fashion item of that era.
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Words of Wisdom:
Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall. -Ray Bradbury