I was in the grocery store last week and I saw this woman sneaking up and down every aisle, whispering to herself and pulling things out of her bag at certain shelves before setting them down in a haphazard way. It was such odd behavior that I followed her. When I got close enough, I could tell she had an open box of cereal in her purse and was setting tiny Cheerios down, murmuring instructions to them before she would run off and repeat the process.
This is totally fabricated as I could not think of anything else to write for an intro… so… you’re welcome.
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Factoid of the Week:
Gummy Bears were invented in 1922 by German candy maker and his company, HARIBO, is an abbreviation of his name, “Hans Riegel Bonn.”
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