Episode 439 – Google Me Slowly

An ode to a Lava Lamp
How glowie and orange.
You light up the darkness,
In blobs of viscous sunrise.
The 70’s adored you,
And Spencer’s too.
Now you warm my cat-dragon,
As you do.

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Factoid of the Week:
Onions that are chilled before chopping give off less of the chemical reaction that makes you tear up. goes here

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Words of Wisdom:
It doesn’t matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy. -Padma Lakshmi

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She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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