Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovely people! I honestly used to hate it until I realized that it was more about the people I kept around me than the person I was dating. I have amazing family and friends and THOSE are the people I want to love on.
Jacob surprised me with a TINY LITTLE BONSAI and I am going to die. It is perfect and has one single bloom and he is so cute I forgot how to use commas!
We are getting together and having Taco Bell ^_^ Join us in celebrating the awesome people around you by eating tacos, listening to us gab, and a third thing that may or may not involve chocolate…
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Factoid of the Week:
The word bonsai means “tree in a flowerpot”. Contrary to what it may seem, it is not a genetically tiny tree but its small size is achieved thanks to a patient job of pruning and constant attention.
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Words of Wisdom:
Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality. -Sloane Crosley