Episode 460 – Suck Diamond

Momentum has been lost! The sheetrock guys are not here and it needs to be taped and mudded ;_; They came at 5pm on Tuesday, but we were leaving for a Duke game…

I was home ALL DAY yesterday waiting for them… with the exception of 20 mins. I went out to pick up some neon green hair dye for Jacob (he looks so badass!), and apparently I missed them?

Then, they were meant to be here an HOUR ago today… and have not shown.

Bah. I just want my bathroom to be right.

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Factoid of the Week:
The face cards (Kings, Queens and Jacks) are some of the most iconic designs on the planet. However, not many people know that they were created to represent famous faces, including:

  • Prince Charlemagne (King of Hearts)
  • Julius Caesar (King of Diamonds)
  • Alexander the Great (King of Clubs)
  • King David (King of Spades)

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Words of Wisdom:
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Author: Smashie

She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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