Episode 515 – Front Yard Boner

5 Romantic Facts About Roses That You Will Want to Know for Your ...

The world’s oldest living rose is believed to be 1,000 years old. It grows on the wall of the Cathedral of Hildesheim in Germany and its presence is documented since A.D. 815. According to the legend, the rosebush symbolizes the prosperity of the city of Hildesheim; as long as it flourishes, Hildesheim will not decline. In 1945 allied bombers destroyed the cathedral, yet the bush survived. Its roots remained intact beneath the debris, and soon the bush was growing strong again.

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Factoid of the Week:
The buds of the tiniest roses are the size of a grain of rice.

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A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world. -Leo Buscaglia

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