It’s that time again boys and girls! Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is going rock your face off with the newest episode that is chock full of everything you expect from us. What does chock full mean anyway? What on earth is a chock? These questions may never be answered, but I can tell you that we answer a bunch of other ones! Like why do goats get upset and attack old people? Why was there a guy in a pit full of liquid poop? And most importantly, why was some crazy woman covered in parrots and chihuahuas?! All this and more tonight on Horseshoes & Hand Grenades! Continue reading “Episode 153 – Take It In The Ear”
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Episode 152 – Toad Lickin’ Good Time
Ladies and Gentlemen of the H&H universe, this episode takes a completely different approach at making a show. Mostly because Ash wasn’t around because she was out destroying the Squirrel Army with her bare hands. I’m pretty sure she choked out about 50 squirrels with her bare hands. So I was joined by our good buddies Vash and Coleman, who each helped me put together a pretty killer show! So download and enjoy this thing! I know we did 🙂 Continue reading “Episode 152 – Toad Lickin’ Good Time”
Delayedinated!
Good friends, I write this message to let you know that there will NOT be a show this evening. Some stuff has come up that, most unfortunately, has stopped all show possibilities for the night. We apologize for this inconvenience and will do whatever we can to make it up to you! Thanks for your understanding. Love you guys!
Nerdy Talk – Episode 2
Finally, the episode you’ve been waiting for! Yes indeedy, it’s time for another edition of NERDY TALK, where we cover the latest in tech news. This time it’s full on opinions and news about Apple’s brand new product: iPad. Sounds like a high tech feminine hygiene product, we know, but it’s what we have. Joining Steve this time is his long time friend and fellow tech-head, Lando. Together they brake down the specs on this sucker and then proudly address their excitement and concern about Apple’s foray into the tablet market. Download it now!
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Running Time: Â 1:00: 32
Episode 140 – Concussed!
It’s 2010, ladies and gentlemen, and we’re bringing you a live show right out of the gate! This week, Steve was joined by special guest host Lando because the ever-so-amazing Ashley is out of commission with a concussion. How’d she get one you ask? By fighting off the zombie hordes, of course! One can take a beating when the legion of undead warriors are surrounding you. She had nothing to defend herself with but a pistol and the femur of one of the slain abominations. One of the infernal beasts got just close enough to give her quite the goose egg on her ol’ noggin, but she set him ablaze with the fire from her eyes. We’re talking epic stuff here, folks. She’s a fighter, that’s for sure. Not to worry though, she’ll be back next week, reprising her role as the greatest co-host on the internet!
This week, we had some ridiculous stories, and some great live calls. Including the expected visit from Steve’s always entertaining dad. So sit down, grab a cold one, and pop on our podcast for an hour and a half of good times.
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H&H Resolution-O-Rama 2009
Greetings, everyone! This post is here to let you know that there will NOT be a show tonight. I know you’re sad. The team here at Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was just as excited as you are, and not having a show is equivalent to watching somebody kick a puppy. It’s utterly devastating. The good news is that we have come up with something to help keep that little puppy from being kicked so hard: The H&H Resolution-O-Rama 2009!
What we want from you kind people is your resolutions for what you want to achieve in this brand new year. We’re heading into the 010’s…or just 10’s..or 2010’s…I still haven’t figured out how to say it, and we want to know what you aim to do with this new year that you’ve been given. Going to lose weight? Swim with sharks? Run along side the wildebeasts of Africa? We want to know!
All you have to do is get yourself a webcam, or a buddies computer equipped with one, and drop a video of yourself on youtube of you telling us what you are going to do with this next year. Try to keep it under 30 seconds. We’re going to put together this video of all you guys and put it on our H&H YouTube page for all to see. Don’t worry! Ash and I will totally be doing this too. Please submit all entries by Thursday, January 7.
Make sure you send us a link to the YouTube video you post. You can send it to our email at fans[at]horseshoes-handgrenades[dot]com, add a comment to this post, or Twitter us at twitter.com/hnhshow.
Thanks, everybody! Be Creative!
Episode 138 – Two Humps Are Better Than One
It’s a cold one up here at H&H headquarters. I’m sitting at the H&H command station looking out the window at a winter wonderland, or so they say. I did go out and build a snowman..or snow lump. The snow doesn’t pack as well as it should for building stuff. Anyway, the important thing is that I know I’m not the only one knee deep in this fluffy white stuff, and we all need some kind of entertainment. That being said, I am so very proud to present to you all the next crazy installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We talked about Hooters, camels, monkeys, and cash…but not necessarily in the same story. Have a blast!
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Episode 135 – Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!
Horseshoes & Hand Grenades hopes that you and your respective families have all had an excellent Thanksgiving holiday, and taken some time to reflect on what’s important to you. We also hope that we made that list. Honestly, what would you do without us? How else would you learn how ridiculous people can be during the year? We had a blast this episode rambling over some news and, of course, hearing about all the things your thankful for. Between calls and emails we felt pretty loved. We’re definitely thankful for all of you who come out to listen to us every week. Thank you so much for an awesome show! Continue reading “Episode 135 – Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!”
Nerdy Talk – Episode 1
I know this is totally different for H&H, but not so different for one of it’s hosts. I, Steve, have ventured back into the tech podcasting universe by hosting a show I have so lovingly dubbed “Nerdy Talk.” It’s really a term of endearment now isn’t it? On this episode I’m joined by H&H listeners Vash and Micahpie for a good conversation on the ins and outs of Windows 7. The operating system was released just a month ago, and has had the geek masses running to it with the promise of a better experience than Windows Vista. Did it deliver? Listen to three tech heads hash out the details and get down to whether this is the beacon of hope, or simply another mediocre release from the boys at Microsoft.
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Running Time: Â 1:35:58
Episode 133 – Don’t Fongle My Dongle
This is Stephen… i have a large head.  I must wear enormous hats to fit atop my large head.  I like poop jokes.  I think they are funny.  I also like when my dongles are fongled by rabid squirrels.  This is actually Ashley 😀  Thank you all for showing up for this episode!  I had so much freaking fun with everyone in the chat.  You are all a feisty bunch :p  We talked about… things… and stuff… I can’t remember.  I am actually getting ready to go to NYC for a while (via a bus) and I am dead excited so my brain isn’t working.  Come back next week and I’ll tell you what we talked about… or just DL the show 😀
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