It was meant to rain all day, but it’s been 60 and sunny… so, I skipped a walk with a friend (because we thought it was going to rain) and went to a CROWDED dance class instead. So many new people were there for some reason o_O I felt encroached on. Everyone has their certain spots on the floor and when new people come in… they don’t know the procedure and just muck everything up.
I did meet a woman who speaks German, though… So that was fun. Her accent is awful, but it’s someone to practice with đ YAY! (I am a snob. Don’t @ me.)
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Factoid of the Week:
The vanilla orchid (and its vanilla bean) is the only commercially grown orchid crop (Vanilla planifolia).
Wild parrots are destroying poppies to feed their opium addiction
Wyoming district will open 1-student school next fall
Man delivering food allegedly dips testicles in salsa over low tip
Meet Sheffield man who drinks a pint of his own URINE every day
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Like a lovely orchid, or anything else that’s nurtured, marriage prospers and grows, but if it’s ignored, it withers. -Michael Douglas
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I took my mom to a Zumba-like dance class today and it was glorious. Watching someone hop around trying to learn dance moves is so fantastic. She picked them up quickly and everyone was rushing to tell her how great she did. It made me proud. Which is a bit of a reverse from the typical parent/child dynamic, but it was great!
Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovely people! I honestly used to hate it until I realized that it was more about the people I kept around me than the person I was dating. I have amazing family and friends and THOSE are the people I want to love on.
I have had SO many issues with needing to pee and having no where to go over the last two weeks. Yesterday, there was a giant hole in the floor and wall of my bathroom. I had to give the guys a heads up every time I went pee, so they wouldn’t peep their heads through like some sort of perverted meerkat.
Dear Lord. Two days ago the basement flooded (it’s where we are storing furniture and various boxes while we are renovating upstairs). Thank God it was just plane water as the downstairs tube backup with sewage. BLEHHHHH. I’ve never heard so many poop puns in my life. Jacob was on a roll. Thankfully, a plumber was able to come the next day and sort everything out… after we spent five hours trying to fix the problem ourselves. The previous home owners hadn’t removed a clog…. flush out your drains people…. flush out your drains.
Jacob has been out of town, so I spent the night at my parents house… and was immediately reminded of being 13 again. Mom fussed at me for not dressing warmly enough, she fretted over me going to bed, she insisted on shoving money into my purse, and then forgot how to do anything technology related. I’m not complaining at all. I love my parents dearly. It’s just so funny how you can fall back into feeling like a child while around family. Now, listen for poop jokes!
On this Episode, I admit my love for animojis, gush over my neighbor’s adorable German Shepherd puppy, and curse a lot! Actually, I always write these before the show… so I have no clue what we talked about. I bet it was something exciting, though. Like aardvarks and peanut butter. I want a lemon cookie.
I’ve started playing Ocarina of Time again… and holy CRAP, it is an amazing game. Some parts still frustrate me (water…. temple…), but, overall, it is fantastic. One thing I did notice this play through (of 4 billion), is that things that irked me or had me stuck when I was younger are things that still hang me up now. Typically, it’s a device only used ONCE in the game and never again… like blowing up a pile of dirt in the shadow temple. Now, with BoTW, you expect to look for things under piles of dirt or leaves, but at the time OoT came out… one off little devices like that were so annoying! It kinda felt like cheating.
You know how some days’ passage of time seems to slow down and take at least triple the actual time, and some days go by so quickly, that you are convinced time goblins are eating your day away? I wonder what causes that? I don’t think it’s necessarily a fun event or being busy, because those seem to go by quickly, slowly, and regularly as well as the days of leisure and being bored. Einstein talked about it, but I wonder if he had a pact with time fairies to keep us off the scent?
How was your Christmas/Holiday Extravaganza/Maximizm day? Good? I hope it was good. I am still in need of a nap from the last week. I did make it back into the gym today, so that was a positive… and BEFORE the new year, so I cannot be mistaken for one of those two-monthers that swarm the gym right after New Years. đ