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Call for submissions on a Legion of Dorks special project: LAUNDERED: AN ANTHOLOGY OF MONSTER MESSES. As all proceeds from this anthology will be donated to Toys for Tots in conjunction with the Legion of Dorks December fundraiser, we are NOT buying stories for this project.
We’re looking for short stories no more than 7000 words exploring the theme of monster mess clean-up for the first ever Legion of Dorks publication. Deadline to enter is September 15, 2018. Your story must be an original, never-before-published creation that centers around the people who clean up after monsters.
You must include at least one monster, traditional or made up, and at least one cleaning crew or person to meet the theme requirements. You cannot write in anyone else’s world. Otherwise, have fun and let your imagination dominate.
A butler is tired of cleaning up after his vampire master who insists on killing his own dinner when he could simply and neatly buy from the butcher.
The seamstress frustrated with her clients who can’t seem to take off their clothes before transforming.
The janitorial staff at a hotel are tired of spectral guests leaving slime all over the walls.
The ideas are endless.
Email all submissions to submissions@curseddragonship.
We can’t wait to see what you come up with.
Legion of Dorks
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Welcome to the first post of H&H’s new website! This is our brand new space on the web meant to provide you with the odd and crazy news you crave. This is the first of many new changes to come and we hope you stick around to see how it all goes!
Hey guys! There is NO show 2nite (Thursday May 6th 2010). I am uber busy playing Cinderella for wedding POOP, and Stephen is stuck at work being someone’s bitch!
I will leave you with this DISGUSTING tidbit, however: Who eats poo? They Do!
Also, while I have your attention…. I have SO much swag. TONS of Gamer Shirts (for gals and guys), hoodies, posters, pins, wallets, yadda yadda. I do not have room for it all. Basically, I am going to give it to you guys as prizes.
One contest will be for whoever can bring the most guests two weeks in a row, one will involve whoever donates the most, one will be for whoever writes the best itunes review for us, and so on and so forth. I’ll take some pictures of all the massive amounts of swag when I get time 🙂
Until then, we love and miss you guys!
There will be no show this evening. Ashley has come down with a rare strain of Zombie flu, and she is currently in the HnH lab fighting it off. This evil strain is caused by too much homework and not enough sunshine, but we think with adequate sleep and sun bathing… the effect will be diminished. We are currently feeding her really annoying cats that walk up to one door, meow, then proceed to run to another door when you open the first door… and then want back in the second they have been let out.
Stephen has phoned and informed me of a rogue Zombie HORDE that has attacked his route home from work (the poor route did nothing to incite such violence)!
Because he must now — like Clark Kent — protect the innocent route… the show will be about 30 mins late tonight.
WE WILL SEE YOU AT 830!
At least we had better… we know where you live….
Good friends, I write this message to let you know that there will NOT be a show this evening. Some stuff has come up that, most unfortunately, has stopped all show possibilities for the night. We apologize for this inconvenience and will do whatever we can to make it up to you! Thanks for your understanding. Love you guys!