H&H Resolution-O-Rama 2009

Greetings, everyone! This post is here to let you know that there will NOT be a show tonight. I know you’re sad. The team here at Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was just as excited as you are, and not having a show is equivalent to watching somebody kick a puppy. It’s utterly devastating. The good news is that we have come up with something to help keep that little puppy from being kicked so hard: The H&H Resolution-O-Rama 2009!

What we want from you kind people is your resolutions for what you want to achieve in this brand new year. We’re heading into the 010’s…or just 10’s..or 2010’s…I still haven’t figured out how to say it, and we want to know what you aim to do with this new year that you’ve been given. Going to lose weight? Swim with sharks? Run along side the wildebeasts of Africa? We want to know!

All you have to do is get yourself a webcam, or a buddies computer equipped with one, and drop a video of yourself on youtube of you telling us what you are going to do with this next year. Try to keep it under 30 seconds. We’re going to put together this video of all you guys and put it on our H&H YouTube page for all to see. Don’t worry! Ash and I will totally be doing this too. Please submit all entries by Thursday, January 7.

Make sure you send us a link to the YouTube video you post. You can send it to our email at fans[at]horseshoes-handgrenades[dot]com, add a comment to this post, or Twitter us at twitter.com/hnhshow.

Thanks, everybody! Be Creative!


twitter_logoHello you wonderful people of the web! Horseshoes and Hand Grenades now has their very own TWITTER page! 😀
What does this mean for you? This means you get your sorry butts on your twitter accounts (or create one immediately), and FOLLOW @HnHShow.

Our updates from the fan page on Facebook come up as tweets (which is awesome) so you will never miss any of the hilarious pictures and articles that get posted.

Also, you will do this because I demand it of you… 😀 THE BOOBS COMMAND YOU!

Thanks >^_^<


Fans! Glorious, wonderful, fans! Have I told you how much I loved you? I’m not just saying that, either. I LOVE you. You make my Thursdays so amaZing. On a side note, we will be doing the show tomorrow due to an unforseen drunkness of one of your cohosts (Stepohen cannot keep his alcohol down! poor guy… support group maybe?).
We will do the show TOMOTTOR (Friday) at 8pm est. Hopefully, by then, Stephen will be sober. The man really likes his rum 😀

Disaster Strikes!

twitter_fail_whale“Houston, we have a problem”
After the show on Thursday I tried to save the audio file just like another day, and that’s when the unthinkable happened: my computer died. Not like DEAD died, but froze up to the point where I couldn’t do anything. As a result, episode 114 was lost to the ether and shall never be heard. I’m devastated at this loss because we had a ton of funny stuff on that episode. The good news is that Ash and I aren’t against doing it all over again, so we will be recording episode 114b sometime today. As soon as we can get it all done I’ll post it up and we’ll be back in business. I’ve also made the appropriate changes so that we won’t be losing an entire show like that again. So sit tight, and keep your browser pointed right here! We’ll have the show up as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience!


Early Show!

badasskirkspockDue to Star Trek releasing on one of our recording days, and our inability to miss such a premiere, we’ll be doing the show at 7pm EDT! I hope you guys can pop by earlier so we get to chat with you a bit. The show would be a lot less lively without that good ol’ chatty banter you bring to the table. So mark your calendars and set your alarms for the slightly earlier show. Thanks!

The Tubes are Clogged!

Something went completely awry on tonights show and we feel that the masters of the internet are working against us to sto p our show from being awesome. Well, that or Skype was simply having some major issues. Needless to say, the show did not go on as planned because Ashley and I couldn’t understand a word each other were saying thanks to The Fuzz. I capitalized it because I believe that it is an entity hell bent on stopping our show whenever it gets the chance. Well it takes more than that to put us down, Fuzz!
The show will be going on Friday night at 8pm EST instead of the usual time. Ashley will be in Morgantown with me at the time so we’ll have our show Skype free, so that takes care of one point of failure. It will be awesome and I hope those who came out tonight can try again tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you guys!!

Update: Image removed from this post because I think it made someone throw up. Apologies to all ye with sensitive stomachs. I thought the tube had mud in it. I may have been wrong.

Holiday Hooplah!

Well, it’s that time again: shop until you die of a heart attack time! I hope you guys had an excellent black friday and found sales out the wazoo. Unfortunately, we had an excellent one too, and it’s wiped us out completely. My parents are visiting and Ash is doing tree decorating with her family. This has kind of thrown us off more than originally anticipated, so we’re going to have to delay the show for tonight. I’m as devasted as you are, trust me. But it seems kind of crappy of me to let my parents drive 15 hours up here to see me and then not spend enough time hanging out with them. So I’m giving this weekend to family time. Go ahead, blame me for the delays. I can take it! We’ll have a podcast out this week though, so don’t panic! We’ll get back to normal soon. These holidays are crazy! See you guys again soon!!

New Site Launched!

Welcome to the brand spankin’ new Horseshoes & Hand Grenades home on the web! Just like the old H&H, but with a little more “awesome” added into it. We’re going to be posting daily with news articles and weird crap we’ve seen on the net! That’s one of the additions we’re adding to make your visits to H&H a little more fun. Continue reading “New Site Launched!”