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After almost a week of delays, we’ve finally released Episode 155 for all of your ears to be pleasured by. Our site was jacked up beyond all recognition but thanks to some snazzy work by security geniuses, we are now back up and running. This episode didn’t contain a whole lot of news, but it was a really fun re-cap on what’s happened to your two favorite podcasters during the last few weeks of near silence. We apologize for that, and are excited to get back in the saddle. So brace yourselves for one crazy show for Episode 156. I’m ready to talk about naughty topics again! Continue reading “Episode 155 – That’s No Moon! It’s a Podcast!”

HnH might be getting a new co-host… after I keel Stephen. He is causing me to have to work — something I generally do not care for. The wedding is annoying enough with all it’s cleaning and organizing and planning and blah. But NOW he is moving… so I have to help with that too!? I mean, one would think that I was a good friend or something… that I didn’t mind all this damn work. I could be playing WoW, or… not doing work. Alas, Stephen is insensitive to my plight and requires me to move things and plan things and clean things so he can marry my sister and live in a house with her. So lame. Anyway, I am trying to get this finished so I can play WoW before I get a few hours of sleep and then have to move furniture for Stephen’s stupid face tomorrow! 😀 Continue reading “Episode 154 – Does My Hand Smell Like Poo?”

It’s that time again boys and girls! Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is going rock your face off with the newest episode that is chock full of everything you expect from us. What does chock full mean anyway? What on earth is a chock? These questions may never be answered, but I can tell you that we answer a bunch of other ones! Like why do goats get upset and attack old people? Why was there a guy in a pit full of liquid poop? And most importantly, why was some crazy woman covered in parrots and chihuahuas?! All this and more tonight on Horseshoes & Hand Grenades! Continue reading “Episode 153 – Take It In The Ear”

Ladies and Gentlemen of the H&H universe, this episode takes a completely different approach at making a show. Mostly because Ash wasn’t around because she was out destroying the Squirrel Army with her bare hands. I’m pretty sure she choked out about 50 squirrels with her bare hands. So I was joined by our good buddies Vash and Coleman, who each helped me put together a pretty killer show! So download and enjoy this thing! I know we did 🙂 Continue reading “Episode 152 – Toad Lickin’ Good Time”

Have you ever polished silver? Well, I just spent a couple hours polishing more silver than I knew we had… but I did it wrong. Apparently, the polish is very bad for you. You aren’t meant to breathe it… or get it on your skin (it gets into your blood stream). So, now my blood stream is rife with evil poison, and my lung will eventually turn to dust. Oh, well, at least the silver is shiny. Umm, on an off note… the show was fun! And SHORT for once. We about passed out when we realized we had gotten through the whole show in less than 2 hours. Also, google has marked us as spam… wtf :p Stephen has taken step one to remedy this, but we shall see how this pans out. Continue reading “Episode 151 – The Schnitzel Nazi”

I know I have said this before, but I honestly think this is the most fun I have ever had doing a show before. You guys completely blew me away with your awesomeness. Thank you SO much to BHyphen, James, Vash, and Coleman Ranahan for calling in during the show. A HUGE thank you to Vash, Ric, Lilwill, and Bhyphen for helping us with the intro. That was crazy fun times 🙂 Stephen and I have a very important announcement for this show, but we left it at the end so as to not be depressing. This was also a poo episode. I’m not sure where all the poo news was hiding, but we definitely found it. Poo sammiches, poo oil, poo in cars… and also one very random meat meeting massacre. A big thanks to Chip and all his amazing note finding! Enjoy the show guys! We had way too much fun making it : Continue reading “H&H Episode 150 LIVE – Podcasts Before Hot Ass”

My cat is balanced on her back legs and staring into the mirror like she is looking through it. I must say this is horribly creepy as I cannot help but think about “Through the Looking Glass”. If something pops out mid sentence and eats me I am going to be VERY pissed. Well, before I am devoured by the Red Queen’s pet I will tell you about the show. The show was… actually, I couldn’t tell you. We talked about monkey drug addicts, and old women who climbed buildings, and people stabbing people and then themselves, but I was rather preoccupied with Shelfari and how many books I have read. I have read so many books! I am awesome! BOW TO…. omg the mirror monstas/df.sadf Continue reading “Episode 149 – Big Bob’s Bacon and Beer”

It is 3:32am. I should be asleep. Why am I not asleep? Well, for one, my sister was up half the night packing for her DC trip… and I was her entertainment. Granted, it wasn’t hard. You know when you get so sleepy that you are just stupid? Well, Steph was beyond stupid. She was just standing there, staring into space with her mouth open, and giggling on occasion. Yeah, it was hilarious. I like coming up here for the show 🙂 I don’t really recall the show, actually. I think we talked about naked (and very hot) Asian women… and breast milk cheese? Seriously? Ew.
Hot, Naked, Asians
Ummm, Seriously?
SUC Loses!
Drunk People
It’s Hot “Down There”
Breast Milk Cheese
Bank Of America SUCKS
Horny Old Woman

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Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie. I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie? This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room… but it is on tv and I thought you should know. Also, I just saw a Sam Adams advert (Stephen and I were talking about the company’s beers in the show) and the advertising makes the beer look so good (alas it so isn’t)! So this show involved me ranting (i think I screamed at one point), Stephen rolling a natural 20 (yes, he is THAT cool), and a lady coming home to find her house overran by 3 cows (no… not bears… cows). That is a lot of poo. Continue reading “Episode 147 – Enlarged Comfort Zone”

Well, HnHer’s… I am cold. Not just a little cold; but a whole hell of a lot, thinking about rolling around in boiling lead/lava/tar so I can get some feeling back in my extremities cold. This is a very unpleasant way to be. I need a hot tub! Actually, we should have an HnH Hot Tub… we could have hot tub parties! At least I’d be warm for the shows. This show involved a slightly delayed, slightly loopy Stephen talking about horse wangs, squirrel sex, and why pineapple makes your pee smell good. It also involved me dressed as Hello Kitty and shoving veggie nuggets down my throat seconds before we started recording. Yeah, we roll like that. Ok, screw this. I have ICE in my hair. I’m off to crash the first hot tub I find! Continue reading “Episode 146 – Vibrating RingwormZ”