Episode 4 – “Boobies are Prettier”

This is a late night episode of total awesomeness! We were very tired and very incoherent, but that’s what makes Horseshoes & Hand Grenades your favorite podcast…EVER! We hope you all enjoy this one, because we know we did!
Factoid of the Week:
If you are standing on a mountaintop and the conditions are just right, you can see a lit match from up to 50 miles away.

Drunk sleeps inside a bank with his horse
Drunken German thief betrays himself for free beer
Drunk driver crashes into cop shop
Airport Police Catch Man With Child Porn On Computer
Man robbed bank to buy fake breasts
Woman Sneaks into prison for sex
Woman sues after doctor mistake leaves her pooping out her vagina
Lonely goat herd, 116, says not having sex with women leads to immortality!
Man in nothing but high heels causes building lockdown
Man gets chased up tree by imaginary drug squad

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Running Time: 38 minutes

Episode 3 – “Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas”

Holy Smokes! It’s another freakin’ awesome episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! This one is packed full of all the information that is expected from us and maybe a little more! Feel free to send Steve hatemail because he breathes too much! Hold on to your potatoes, because this is one wild ride!
Factoid of the Week!
One in every 5 potatoes grown in the united states ends up as french fries

Stab-proof hoodies on sale! Inner-City kids REJOICE!
Drunken German falls onto train tracks and comes out unscathed!
Lawsuit: Passenger Found in Jet Bathroom DEAD
Free repairs to flammable toilets
Man found bound, beaten did it himself
SUING FOR TOO MUCH SEX
Spanking fetishes make men happier
Man living in feces filled home arrested!
Girl Had Suspected ‘Boyfriend’ Was Woman

Man Drives Jeep Through Wal-Mart

Pacifica Woman Charged For Assaulting Gay Couple With Produce

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 2 – “You Can’t Have Your Pr0n and Eat It Too”

This episode is probably one of the best episodes of any podcast ever created! I know that’s saying a lot but I’m completely serious. It begins with a totally cheestastic theme, and the just gets better from there! Thanks everybody for listening, and please tell your friends. You know you can’t have enough of this show πŸ™‚ . And if you want to make us all feel good, check out the Podcast Alley link on the right side of the site. Click that and then click the Vote button once you get there! It’ll bump us up the site’s “hot list” and hopefully net us some more listeners! Thanks for the help. You guys rule!
Factoid of the Week!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!!

AIR SEX *VIDEO* – Not for the feint of heart
^^^^Submitted by Max of AnalogMedium.com
Kuala Lumper, Malaysia – Teacher caned by school principal for “idling”
Malaysia creates a “fatwa” against supernatural beings
Man swipes 93 pounds of underwear!
Text leads to marriage! Random Texting FTW
Woman Leaves her disabled husband in the car so she can go to a casino!
Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk
Suicide Discovered When Leg Found on 33rd Street
Mantorville, Minnisota, Man Sentenced for printing lewd stickers
Auburn, Maine, Owner of Inn says Bathroom Cam is to catch burglars!
Moundsville, WV – Purse Snatcher caught hiding in a Port-o-potty

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Running Time: 37 minutes

Episode 1 – “PILOT”

The first episode ever of the most incredible podcast that your ears will ever have the pleasure of hearing! Steve and Ashley take you down a road less traveled by and show you a world where human stupidity knows no bounds! We also give you pre-flight packing lessons courtesy of Ashley, as well as some good old fashioned wisdom. This show was recorded using Skype and did have some technical quirks, but they say you have to walk before you can run….we just didn’t listen. Here’s our show, and a mighty fine piece of work it is πŸ™‚
Random Factoid of the Week! –
If you lined up all the Slinkys ever made in a row they could wrap around the Earth 126 times! Holy Crap!!

Australian to live underwater for two weeks!
Rent a Grandmother! What the Heck!
95 year old German woman sets a trap for a thief!
Man arrested for feeding more homeless than the city allows!
74 year old man builds a raft to sail to China! Good luck crazy man!
Falling Woman saved by a pile of pooooooo!
Doctor removes a man’s GOOD testicle!
Drugs Smuggled inside a Vibrator!
The Trash Fires Back! Man gets shot in the hand by a garbage bag!
Parrot rescued by a helicopter!

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Running Time: 36 minutes