Episode 12 – “Your Face is Huge”

Another face-melting episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out, ready to make your self esteem rise to super hero like levels! That’s right, we’re bringing you fresh, new, human stupidity that will make you feel like you could do no wrong! So grab yourself a BAWLS, a nice cozy chair, sit back, and prepare to be encouraged.
Factoid of the Week
In Tuscon, Arizona, potholes are officially known as pavement deficiencies

Teen Unplugs life machine… because it was noisy
18 Year Old Shoots Friend On A Dare
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Teen gets caught molesting a horse
Man Bursts into flames after being shot with taser gun
Couple falls to their death while having sex on roof
Pig Blood EW!
Gas tanks with teeth
Machete man looking for raccoons at Goony Golf

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

Episode 11 – “Happy Father’s Day Ya Filthy Animal”

Another late show, but with good reason! Ashley is back in Florida, which means the show was made at the super high quality that you all look for. We used our super podcast creation machine to bring you the best of odd news, without a single pop or crackle from our microphones. This episode was chock full of the news you expect, including the usual poop and sex stories. What would Horseshoes & Hand Grenades be like without that?! Enjoy the show!
Factoid of the Week
The largest fossilized dinosaur turd ever found measures 22″ x 8″ x 7.5″

German Squirrel Goes On A Rampage Before An Old Man Kills It With Cane
Missing Prisoner Found Snoring On Roof
Man Fails School Exams For 38th Time
Chinese Patients Allowed To Leave Hospital With IV Drips In Hand
Judge cries over lost pants
Blind man build bridge!
Sex Shuts down airport
Butts faces jail time… for ganking toilet paper
Myspace shot down

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

Episode 10 – “I Made Key Lime Pie…It’s Awesome”

Here is your long awaited episode 10! I know you’ve all been sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for the day that this incredible episode would grace the face of your Podcast downloading utility of choice! Well, we’ve been just as excited about unleashing it on the world. This one was awesome, and we’re very happy that it was our 10th episode. Now we can sit back, relax, and wait for the corporate sponsorships to roll in. Judging by how things are going, we’ll be waiting a while.
Sidenote: Huge thanks to authors  Robert W. Walker and Robert Tinnell for hanging out with Ashley at the Writer’s Conference this weekend! Your encouragement and kind words were very appreciated.

Factoid of the Week:
The first food to be approved by the FDA for artificial color was BUTTER….It’s not really yellow 

Museum thief gets the finger
Drunken Bishop
Georgia Man stabbed with Deer antler
Man Sues over erection…. drink
47 Cats Rescued from House Full of Feces
World’s Largest Penis Erected!
Man Drowns while trying to rescue his cell phone
Fishermen tries to save two drowning morons
Iowa man herds deer with plane

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

Episode 9 – “That Transvestite was Wearing Pearls…Eww”

A very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades has been lovingly crafted once again by the coolest hosts on the net and brought forth for your listening pleasure. On this episode, we were joined by Stephanie, Stephen’s fiancé, who added quite a bit of fun to the show and had a hard time understanding what to do with the pie. You’ll get it when you listen, I promise. So check this show out, it was definitely great for us and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!
Factoid of the Week:
On average, adults have 2 gallons of air in the space between their skin and clothes

Heart op pensioner kills snake
Brit burnt German towels
Toothpaste stolen in raid
Dead chickens hit Australia homes

Wendy’s Manager Shot Over Chili Sauce
Organist focuses on wrong organ
German bricklayer cooks guinea pig, girlfriend gets upset
McDonald’s employees busted after blowing snot on a police officer’s burger
Horse riders charged with intoxication

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode OCHO – “I Guess I Breathe Through My Nose A Lot”

Another incredible episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is coming at you, specifically packaged and gift wrapped for your listening pleasure! We had a lot of fun, and we hope you will too… or we’ll be forced to hunt you down and make you laugh and that would just take too much of our time :). So here’s the show!
Factoid of the Week:
It takes 720 peanuts to make a pound of peanut butter

Drunk crashes car without realizing
Wheelchair man exceeds drink-drive limit
Love driving turtles to make suicidal runs
‘Werewolf’ Burglar Gets 6 Months in Jail
Vacuum screamer
Bondage couple lose key
Man sleeps through gunshot to head
Boy kills hog bigger than the legendary Hogzilla

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 7 – “I be too drunk to sit!”

Another full near-40 minutes of awesomeness is coming straight at you in this latest installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades! Steve and Ashley take you on a journey through some of the dumbest news yet! It’s a good thing that the world breeds so many idiots, or the both of them would be out of a job. Grab yourself a pint of your finest ale and have a listen to this latest episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades!
Factoid of the Week:
The word “toast,” meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

Bank sells home with a dead woman’s corpse inside
Passengers on an Indian commuter train forced to get out and push
Squirrel Attacks 2 Adults and 1 Child at Elementary School!
Police arrest alleged flasher
Cop’s gay porn prank backfires
Aussies go crazy for cat poo coffee
Nudists overtake small town in Vermont!
Man sticks it to the man by putting dog feces in an envelope along with a parking ticket payment

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Running Time: 37 Minutes

Episode 6 – “The 100% Organic Episode”

This episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was created with a 100% USDA approved Organic Podcast creation technique! Along with it came plenty of ridiculous news, and it’s all made possible by the complete idiots that inhabit this little speck of a planet we live on. This episode was completely awesome, and Horseshoes & Hand Grenades took it one step further than necessary…over and over again. Enjoy the show!
Factoid of the Week:
When you pop a champagne cork, it can travel as fast as 100 MPH

Car lands in man’s bed
Burglar returns, with a vengeance
One-legged driver outruns cops
Vibrator ‘threat to national security

Woman sues hospital for not letting her eat her placenta!!
Dressed Up Dead Fawn Left Near Theater

Panty-Clad Man Tries Robbery with Lighter
Wal-Mart shoplifters hold signs of CRIME!

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Running Time: 38 Minutes


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Episode 5 – “14 Year Old Girls SUCK”

Another shrink wrapped episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure! In this episode, we express our utter frustration of having to deal with young children, our love for all things strange and unusual, and our confusion over how in the world people keep doing enough odd crap that we can make a show out of. So here it is folks! Don’t forget to vote for our show on Podcast Alley! There’s a button on the right. And tell all your friends about us! You must spread the virus known only as…Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
Factoid of the Week:
Before Prohibition (Commonly referred to as this nations “Darkest Times”…at least according to alcoholics), the most common form of drinking beer at home was drinking it straight out of a bucket filled at the local pub or brewery

Employer beheads worker for not milking cows
Wife puts excrement in man’s curry
Austrian teenager run over by a tractor… twice
Upset landlord hires marching band
Man Describes Alleged Attack By 7 Lesbians In N.J.
Lesbians more likely to be obese
Bandits Super Glue a Naked Man to an Exercise Bike
Winona man sleeps through stabbing
Man charged with attempted murder after crashing truck into house

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 4 – “Boobies are Prettier”

This is a late night episode of total awesomeness! We were very tired and very incoherent, but that’s what makes Horseshoes & Hand Grenades your favorite podcast…EVER! We hope you all enjoy this one, because we know we did!
Factoid of the Week:
If you are standing on a mountaintop and the conditions are just right, you can see a lit match from up to 50 miles away.

Drunk sleeps inside a bank with his horse
Drunken German thief betrays himself for free beer
Drunk driver crashes into cop shop
Airport Police Catch Man With Child Porn On Computer
Man robbed bank to buy fake breasts
Woman Sneaks into prison for sex
Woman sues after doctor mistake leaves her pooping out her vagina
Lonely goat herd, 116, says not having sex with women leads to immortality!
Man in nothing but high heels causes building lockdown
Man gets chased up tree by imaginary drug squad

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Running Time: 38 minutes

Episode 3 – “Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas”

Holy Smokes! It’s another freakin’ awesome episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! This one is packed full of all the information that is expected from us and maybe a little more! Feel free to send Steve hatemail because he breathes too much! Hold on to your potatoes, because this is one wild ride!
Factoid of the Week!
One in every 5 potatoes grown in the united states ends up as french fries

Stab-proof hoodies on sale! Inner-City kids REJOICE!
Drunken German falls onto train tracks and comes out unscathed!
Lawsuit: Passenger Found in Jet Bathroom DEAD
Free repairs to flammable toilets
Man found bound, beaten did it himself
SUING FOR TOO MUCH SEX
Spanking fetishes make men happier
Man living in feces filled home arrested!
Girl Had Suspected ‘Boyfriend’ Was Woman

Man Drives Jeep Through Wal-Mart

Pacifica Woman Charged For Assaulting Gay Couple With Produce

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Running Time: 38 Minutes