Episode 145 – Sauce on your face

I was very hyper for this show… and I think Stephen might have gotten to get to speak one or twice the entire time. Poor kid. I promise to let him talk next show… or at least get a word in. He was also surrounded by four rather attractive women that were waiting on their rotations assignments (this explains the copious amounts of giggling going on in the background). Be on the lookout for a TROJAN HORSE in our midst! The SUC army has made their dirty move! Continue reading “Episode 145 – Sauce on your face”

Episode 144 – Fifty Freakin’ Nuggets!

It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH. Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore even if you stop and ask for directions but you wont do that because you aren’t really lost until you are past states lines and see weird cannibal like creatures eating the remains from the last busload of lost but not lost people… episode. We remind viewers not to live in bathrooms, not to shove remotes up their rears, not to glue your cheating X’s penis to his stomach, and not to hit on cops of the same sex. Continue reading “Episode 144 – Fifty Freakin’ Nuggets!”

Episode 143 – Penguin Pizza Party Parade

This episode of Hand shoes and Horse Grenades is brought to you by Chris Beck and his amazing penguin army (that will no doubt join with the Feline Underground Resistance). Also, Stephen and I have decided to go to DragonCon. So come out to the big ATL in Sept and meet us! In a shocking twist, Ashley didn’t really follow the tags for this episode and just stuck stories everywhere. Stephen was confused, I was confused, we talked about movies and football… and then we finally decided to talk about Zombies and sex dolls and too many and’s in one sentence. Tada! Continue reading “Episode 143 – Penguin Pizza Party Parade”

Episode 142 – Not Stupid Anymore

Stephen and I were both mega tired for the show tonight, but neither of us could shut up or stop laughing… I think that is what happens to people when they are tired. I also think that when we are sleep (or drunk) we have the best shows 😀 Barring Stephen forgetting the charger for his laptop, his lamp crashing, skype cutting out and dropping the call for 10 mins… everything went really well! :p We ramble on about slugs and weight watchers and aliens and cowboys that need shirts. Continue reading “Episode 142 – Not Stupid Anymore”

Episode 141 – My Ass is Magnetic

After a two week hiatus… I am back! I’m back in the saddle again. *Rocks out to Aerosmith* Stephen and I are watching Something Something Something Darkside and I am so distracted. I really missed you guys! Stephen and I have vowed to make this year of HnH rock like… rocks o_O. He added a game (that I cheated on) and some swanky music (that I couldn’t hear). Thank you all for spreading the HnH love to your buddies… we appreciate it 😀 Just remember to wear protection! This ep is dedicated to Matt and his new Bf Branden! We love you guys! Continue reading “Episode 141 – My Ass is Magnetic”

Episode 140 – Concussed!

It’s 2010, ladies and gentlemen, and we’re bringing you a live show right out of the gate! This week, Steve was joined by special guest host Lando because the ever-so-amazing Ashley is out of commission with a concussion. How’d she get one you ask? By fighting off the zombie hordes, of course! One can take a beating when the legion of undead warriors are surrounding you. She had nothing to defend herself with but a pistol and the femur of one of the slain abominations. One of the infernal beasts got just close enough to give her quite the goose egg on her ol’ noggin, but she set him ablaze with the fire from her eyes. We’re talking epic stuff here, folks. She’s a fighter, that’s for sure. Not to worry though, she’ll be back next week, reprising her role as the greatest co-host on the internet!
This week, we had some ridiculous stories, and some great live calls. Including the expected visit from Steve’s always entertaining dad. So sit down, grab a cold one, and pop on our podcast for an hour and a half of good times.
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Episode 139 – Fully Formed Turd

Merry CHRISTMAS HnH Fans! We hope you are prepared to enjoy our amaZing Christmas episode we have provided you 😀 It is chock full of refreshing Dear Santa’s, twinkling Wish Lists, dazzeling bum sniffers, and we might even have some maids a milking.
On a more serious note, thank you all that participated this week. We know it was off schedule, but we love you all and it makes our day when we see your names in the chat ^_^

HnH wishes all its listeners have AMAZING Christmas breaks! Be kind to one another (please do not attack your neighbors with froZen turkeys) and enjoy your families.

Until New Years!
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Episode 138 – Two Humps Are Better Than One

Image by Eryck WebbIt’s a cold one up here at H&H headquarters. I’m sitting at the H&H command station looking out the window at a winter wonderland, or so they say. I did go out and build a snowman..or snow lump. The snow doesn’t pack as well as it should for building stuff. Anyway, the important thing is that I know I’m not the only one knee deep in this fluffy white stuff, and we all need some kind of entertainment. That being said, I am so very proud to present to you all the next crazy installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We talked about Hooters, camels, monkeys, and cash…but not necessarily in the same story. Have a blast!
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Episode 137 – You Stuck Tuna Where?

blind truckerI haven’t slept at all this week (averaging 4 hours a night), and I was exhausted before the show. Being the genius that I am, I decided to set my alarm ant take a 45 min nap b4 the show. Somehow the alarm was set for AM instead of PM…. this being the case, I woke up 4 mins before the show, FREAKED out and was a bit mentally awol during the first 15 mins 😛 Stephen also did something neat with the camera for the first time.
When I woke up, we talked about steak slapping, stuffed panthers, teeth jewelry, bad breath, and the differences between cardboard and glass 😀

Shout outs to Brandon for joining us! 🙂 We love newbies! 😀
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Episode 136 – 1st Girlfriend Is Pleased

dogsuitSo, ONE of the cohosts drank again today and had to do the show a bit tipsy. Stephen might eventually learn not to be a sot, but let’s not hold our breath. We had a new listener in chat today (deadpat!), and we hope to see him back next Thursday! He was awesome ^_^
Well, I honestly cannot remember half the show–what with Stephen being drunk and all–but I am pretty sure I laughed the majority of it. Sometimes I squeak when I laugh… so Im sure there was a lot of squeaking.

Well, Stephen is off for more vodka, and I am off to drink water >_>

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