Episode 135 – Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!

cornucopiaHorseshoes & Hand Grenades hopes that you and your respective families have all had an excellent Thanksgiving holiday, and taken some time to reflect on what’s important to you. We also hope that we made that list. Honestly, what would you do without us? How else would you learn how ridiculous people can be during the year? We had a blast this episode rambling over some news and, of course, hearing about all the things your thankful for. Between calls and emails we felt pretty loved. We’re definitely thankful for all of you who come out to listen to us every week. Thank you so much for an awesome show! Continue reading “Episode 135 – Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!”

Episode 134 – Finger Bumping Cool

EggplantWell, I was apparently on something this episode, because everyone thought my glass of water was something a bit stronger (there were votes for vodka and white wine….). I promise, guys… it was water 😀 I had just caught the hyper when I started talking to Stephen — the kid is hilarious!
We totally drove the bus off the friggen state this episode — but it was so much fun! Who needs a road anyway?! We talked about squeegee wars and stepping on balls, and half-half-holes.
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Episode 133 – Don’t Fongle My Dongle

Buggati BlunderThis is Stephen… i have a large head.  I must wear enormous hats to fit atop my large head.  I like poop jokes.  I think they are funny.  I also like when my dongles are fongled by rabid squirrels.  This is actually Ashley 😀  Thank you all for showing up for this episode!  I had so much freaking fun with everyone in the chat.  You are all a feisty bunch :p  We talked about… things… and stuff… I can’t remember.  I am actually getting ready to go to NYC for a while (via a bus) and I am dead excited so my brain isn’t working.  Come back next week and I’ll tell you what we talked about… or just DL the show 😀
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Episode 132 – Can I Taste Your Juice?

elephantI has string cheese. I _really_ enjoyed the show tonight… so I talked incessantly and interrupted Stephen every chance I got. The poor kid didn’t stand a chance. I also just saw another one of those INANE Palm Pre adverts… wtf is a palm pre? The chick in the commercial just annoys me. Oh! The Show! We have dead men that come to their own funerals… in a very live state, fiddler crabs that offer favors for sex, and drunk breathalyzers.
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Episode 131 – Halloweenieness

bigboobsHappy Halloween all you super HnH dorks! I would tell you to be sane over the weekend, but then we might not have a show for next week. So be totally stupid of the weekend! We has a special guest this week (lilwill), who told us about someone at his school going poo everywhere save the actual toilet. Ugh. Also, we had HUGE boobs, zombies, human hood ornaments, broom fights, and ferret pants. What else could you ask for in a show? :p
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Episode 130 – You Look Like Dick

Dick TracyStephen, AKA Dick Tracy, was totally decked out in his 1930’s gear, while I looked like some sort of 80’s drop out (can we say blue eyeshadow?). The turn out was fantastic (thank you chat!), the voicemails and call-in’s epic, the notes hilarious… and the Halloween question dropped. What shall Stephen and I dress as for next week’s show? I’ll be in Morgantown next week (fresh out of Scare House!), so tune in to see what Stephen and I got voted to wear!
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Episode 129 – Toe Fungi RoosterZ

spoonknifeforkcomboThis episode was a very special episode of H&H as we had a guest host! Since Ashley is out fighting off mobs of amphibious squirrel zombies, we asked my good friend Lando to join us. Oh what an excellent choice that turned out to be. Ash was able to call in and talk for a few minutes about a really odd story involving a handsome pharmacist, roosters, and her parents. Try to make sense of that one! This episode we talked about train catching trousers, dwarf racing, and a rant about school kids…again. H&H, It’s the real thing!
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Episode 128 – Running on Cow Power

cute calfAfter a 2 week hiatus, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades returns in an explosion of fire and doves just like John Woo likes it. We went through some stories this week that are guaranteed to make you think twice about putting confidence in the human race. There are some weird people on this little blue rock of ours, ladies and gentlemen, and we take it upon ourselves to let you know about every one of them that we can in an hour and a half. This week’s show includes streaking dancers, unfortunate tattoos, and suckling calves!
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Episode 127 – Don’t Say Vagina

Bill PaxtonSince last week was the BEST SHOW EVER, Stephen and I decided that this week shall be the WORST show ever! Our chat box was down, Stephen and I both looked like poo (ok, so he looked like Clark Kent in his glasses, but I had green hair, soooo, yeah), notes were impossible to get, and karmically speaking, this would have to be the worst to balance out the universe. Actually, it turned out pretty damn well, so I am waiting for some vile repercussions in karma terms :p
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Episode 126 – When You’re In It

goat-giant-ballsThis was our BEST SHOW EVER! Thank you to everyone that showed up and mingled in the chat with us — all our old favorites and newbees alike. Thanks to one of our stories about a Banana Sex Cult, I now REALLY want a banana split. I am not going to have sex with it… but I am gonna shovel down my mouth 😀 Also, thank you to everyone on Facebook that contributed a WTF! You guys RULE 😀
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