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“This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn’t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore… and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge… and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias… and you call us criminals.”
Stephen read that just now… it was awesome! We also talked about hand cranked eco-friendly vibrators, pigeons that are faster than the nets, and some nutter that decides tossing jelly fish is a fun way to kill the time.

This week’s show is brought to you by: Operation Sunscreen. Send sunscreen to the troops serving in the middle east.

Continue reading “Episode 125 – Hand Cranked Happy”

Today, I dressed like a high school cheerleader on acid. How is that different than any other show day? Who knows. Stephen and I rambled a LOT and the COOLEST thing ever happened! Remember that naked dude in Tally that was riding his bike? You know, the one I actually saw? Well… we had a listener submitted story on him! I was so stoked. We also talked about eating babies (in their pear form), slapping babies (and how this is wrong), drunk, flying germans, and why you should never crawl into a porta potty…. Ok, I am freaking starving. I love you guys…. I really do. It’s kinda sick :p
Continue reading “Episode 124 – Surrender the Pickle!”

Yay! A little late, but awesome audio because I was in Motown in person! I am going to go see Halloween II in about 20 mins! I hope it doesn’t suck 😀 I also have lots of corn that Egats mummy sent me. Sooooo much corn! This show was so much FUN! And a member of the the Bowers family joined us, which made me super uber mega happy! And I am now late so I have to go…. ummm, i also have to pee 😀
Continue reading “Episode 123 – Did You Step In It?”

Tonight’s episode was absolutely batnuts crazy! I don’t even remember what we talked about, but it involved lots of uncouth, strange, and completely ridiculous stories that are the staple of what we do here at H&H. I’m pretty sure we took plenty of time to alienate most of our audience, and help others to feel awkward and wrong for having listened our constant ramblings about things which are not generally accepted in most casual conversation. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that’s what we do here and I don’t see an end in sight. Until the day my mom calls and says, “I think you guys have gone too far and we’re very disappointed in you”, I’m going to keep rocking this show. And I’m pretty sure my mom won’t call because she’s too busy laughing her arse off at the crazy things we say.
Enjoy the show! First time listeners should keep some cotton swabs handy for when their virgin ears start bleeding.

Continue reading “Episode 122 – The Blue End Goes Where?!”

For some reason I decided to dress all in green — green hair, eyes, makeup, clothes — to do this show. Then someone told me that green meant you were horny o_O I thought it made me a leprechaun! I think this show made up for the off the road driving from last week’s show… I didnt have a live audience this time — damn my entertaining friends :p
This week’s notes were hilarious! Vengeful weasels, twice drunk women, pillow marrying men, and my cucumber dildo story heard around the world 😀

Continue reading “Episode 121 – Their Ants Bit My Ass”

Tonight’s show was probably the craziest live show that we’ve had in a long while. So many amazing people called in and we cannot even begin to thank them for taking some time out to chat with us. My dad even stopped by to give us some words of wisdom and discuss “butt problems.” You don’t want to miss this sage advice I’m sure, and you certainly don’t want to miss some witty back and forth between LilWil and RicNDAvengers. They could have done the whole show by themselves they were so good! Enjoy the show!
This episode was sponsored by Prank-O-Matic! The internet will never be the same.

Continue reading “Episode 120 – Shut Yo’ Mouth!”

So many of you wonderful people came to chat this evening! It melted my heart a tad 😀 We also have the illustrious honor of having one of our audience members BANNED from listening to us by his PARENTS! I don’t know why, but this announcement made Stephen and I tear up a bit. We have entered the ranks of the foul mouthed, adult shows that get a R rating!
Don’t forget next week will be the LIVE show! If you have a phone or a computer… we demand a call in! :p

Continue reading “Episode 119 – Feel My Meat!”

I dressed up like a small child that raided her mothers closet for this ep. Then I got a crown stuck in my hair — which was not pleasant. After that someone said something in the chat about bees being the new male enhancement… I can’t tell you how much that freaks me out :p Also, after the show, I left Stephen to sing about rectal rockets while tuning his guitar. I really can’t wait to see how that turned out o_O!
Continue reading “Episode 118 – What’s A Barnyard Brothel?”