After the Blast w/ Chris Moreno

bio_chris-morenoChris Moreno! Oh, yeah, people… Chris Moreno graced us with his presence for a second time! We talked about all his amazing upcoming projects (how does the kid have time to sleep?), his lack of twitter-worthy day-to-day activities, and how he should make me my own Batman life sized art!
You see that pic right there? Yeah, that’s the man himself giving you the sexy stare. Oh you know you have to listen now!

SuperFrat
Dysfunctianimals
Gymkommentary
MonkeyDanger
Who Should Eat A Dick

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Running Time: 1:30:44

Episode 107 – Your Pickle Is Still In My Fridge

squirrelmountsI made my tea too sweet, but only with Stivia so it’s ok! Northern tea isn’t sweet at all… and then you go down south and the tea is not so much tea as flavored sugar water. I also like my hot tea with milk and lemon (depending on what type), but most people down south think I am NUTS for drinking tea warm at all. If I lives in 89 degree weather all the time I’d shun warm tea too! Brats.
Oh, yeah… the show! The show was amazing (duh). We rambled about a flying chihuahua named Tinker Bell (IRONY), a band geek that got her beat down on, chicken skimmings (wtf IS that?), Undead dead Zombies (I think that means they are alive), and why it never pays to save a life.

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Episode 106 – Does That Come in Mongoose Flavor?

knightsMy sister is a dork. A huge dork. She is, in fact, throwing things as me as I try to write this. It is incredibly distracting. I want to shove her down some stairs… BUT I shall refrain or my cohost might be a bit pissed when I tell him that his fiance is dead. What do you guys think? Well, ustream was a bitch this week… again. It took our chat from us. Instead we had people chatting with us via twitter, email, and text messages on our phones. That was actually pretty fun! Granted now a lot of odd ppl know my user names on aim and yahoo >_<
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Episode 105 – My Balls Are On Fire!

python fenceI don’t even remember what we stories we read this week! Stephen and I had so much freaking fun doing the show and were highly entertained by people in the chat (Hi, Shannon!). Thursdays are becoming the highlight of my week. I feel like I get to go spend an hour and a half with a bunch of my buddies and talk about sex 😀
This week we talked about *checks notes*: A man who tried to one up last weeks man and bit his OWN penis off, a man who was “tortured” by being forced to have sex for 48 hours, a man who bit a snake (wtf, youre doing it wrong!), a man who peed on a woman, and a man who sprayed his pee on books… o_O

What is WRONG with people?!

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Episode 104 – “The Academy of Fail for Whales!”

happy hot dogI just eated a cheeseburger! Twas the best cheeseburger ever! Everything is good when you are starving. This show was the episode on ZombieZ. Everyone ate everyone this week! We also welcome Xclow and Cntrlaltelite to our fanbase! 😀 We had a few technical errors (ustream SUCKED this week), so thanks to everyone in the chat that suffered through those with us!
Anyway, Alcohol (the secret to invincibility), world’s rarest shark found (and then eaten), man’s penis found (and then eaten), man’s arm eaten, 20 tons of wieners and a woman that loves 2 eff you!

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Episode 103 – “Go Twitter Yourself”

lionballsBecause Stephen and I are now on the right side of famous… we now have sponsors. You may have heard the HoHo GPS product placement last week (Stephen and I both have one), but this week we bring you excerpts from a well known audio book “How to Be a Street Whore”. This amazingly detailed tome will be your step by step guide to surviving your new career.HnH welcomes back Jon and Voodoo! We missed you guys! Also, a special thanks to Rob for letting us steal your 300$ mic of doom!

Phone sex with Hillary Clinton, An explosive foundation, 19-year-old cries over spilled liquor, and psycho man grabbing a lions balls.

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Episode 102 – “Ouch! I Think It’s Teething!”

birthdayWe are two years old, folks! Stephen and I cannot even begin to express (although we might attempt it in our own rambling way) how appreciative we are that you guys have stuck with us every week for two years. You guys are amazing and we seriously love you all. And, just to stop the emotional dribble spewing forth:
Redneck ninja (o.m.g.), Scandinavian aliens (the ones that make crop circles), potty pork, stink free undies, and one bad night of biting and cuffs.

<3

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Episode 101 – “Get That Out of Your Mouth!”

Poopy pottyOk, so again I cannot think of anything worthwhile to say. The show was fun, I couldn’t shut up, and Stephen got all the notes again. A lot of new ppl showed up again (woo woo!), and fat people too lazy to work receive tons of cash so they can keep not working, a man rigs up a saw and a dildo (ummm, bad kitty), brazillian waxes should be illegal, and a funny quote from bash.org 😀
HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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Episode ONE HUNDRED! – “Prehensile Boobies”

Rock onOk, so, in celebration of the 100th episode Stephen, Steph and I all went out with some buddies and had dessert. My dessert consisted of a Hurricane and Stephen’s consisted of half of a Amaretto sour (I finished the majority of it because he is a pansy).
I now have a killer headache, but the show was fan-freaking-tastic, the turn out was amazing, and we LOVE you guys so much. Thank you for making our 100th birthday so wonderful 😀

(Oh, and I think we got through some notes… Japanese man burns a hotel down to avoid wedding, man fakes funeral, man hits another man with a fish tank of three dollars, two penises, granny pr0n, moosey phate!)

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Episode 99 – “Put Some Butter On Those Nipples”

eggsI am so beyond tired… I am not sure how I stayed away to do the show this Eve! I kept randomly talking about mice with dorsal penises..in fact, I fell asleep writing this! Stephen is going to call me in a bit and ask me where the intro is 😀
Stephen got amazing notes again this week! He also wore sunglasses during the recording, so you know the show has to be fantastic.

911 is not a dating service, your knees are not stronger than a bumper, 75 is not too old to have a baby, rotten eggs will apparently turn you on, and winning medals as a woman does not make you one o_O

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