Episode OCHO – “I Guess I Breathe Through My Nose A Lot”

Another incredible episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is coming at you, specifically packaged and gift wrapped for your listening pleasure! We had a lot of fun, and we hope you will too… or we’ll be forced to hunt you down and make you laugh and that would just take too much of our time :). So here’s the show!
Factoid of the Week:
It takes 720 peanuts to make a pound of peanut butter

Drunk crashes car without realizing
Wheelchair man exceeds drink-drive limit
Love driving turtles to make suicidal runs
‘Werewolf’ Burglar Gets 6 Months in Jail
Vacuum screamer
Bondage couple lose key
Man sleeps through gunshot to head
Boy kills hog bigger than the legendary Hogzilla

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 7 – “I be too drunk to sit!”

Another full near-40 minutes of awesomeness is coming straight at you in this latest installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades! Steve and Ashley take you on a journey through some of the dumbest news yet! It’s a good thing that the world breeds so many idiots, or the both of them would be out of a job. Grab yourself a pint of your finest ale and have a listen to this latest episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades!
Factoid of the Week:
The word “toast,” meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

Bank sells home with a dead woman’s corpse inside
Passengers on an Indian commuter train forced to get out and push
Squirrel Attacks 2 Adults and 1 Child at Elementary School!
Police arrest alleged flasher
Cop’s gay porn prank backfires
Aussies go crazy for cat poo coffee
Nudists overtake small town in Vermont!
Man sticks it to the man by putting dog feces in an envelope along with a parking ticket payment

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Running Time: 37 Minutes

Episode 6 – “The 100% Organic Episode”

This episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was created with a 100% USDA approved Organic Podcast creation technique! Along with it came plenty of ridiculous news, and it’s all made possible by the complete idiots that inhabit this little speck of a planet we live on. This episode was completely awesome, and Horseshoes & Hand Grenades took it one step further than necessary…over and over again. Enjoy the show!
Factoid of the Week:
When you pop a champagne cork, it can travel as fast as 100 MPH

Car lands in man’s bed
Burglar returns, with a vengeance
One-legged driver outruns cops
Vibrator ‘threat to national security

Woman sues hospital for not letting her eat her placenta!!
Dressed Up Dead Fawn Left Near Theater

Panty-Clad Man Tries Robbery with Lighter
Wal-Mart shoplifters hold signs of CRIME!

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Running Time: 38 Minutes


Episode 5 – “14 Year Old Girls SUCK”

Another shrink wrapped episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure! In this episode, we express our utter frustration of having to deal with young children, our love for all things strange and unusual, and our confusion over how in the world people keep doing enough odd crap that we can make a show out of. So here it is folks! Don’t forget to vote for our show on Podcast Alley! There’s a button on the right. And tell all your friends about us! You must spread the virus known only as…Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
Factoid of the Week:
Before Prohibition (Commonly referred to as this nations “Darkest Times”…at least according to alcoholics), the most common form of drinking beer at home was drinking it straight out of a bucket filled at the local pub or brewery

Employer beheads worker for not milking cows
Wife puts excrement in man’s curry
Austrian teenager run over by a tractor… twice
Upset landlord hires marching band
Man Describes Alleged Attack By 7 Lesbians In N.J.
Lesbians more likely to be obese
Bandits Super Glue a Naked Man to an Exercise Bike
Winona man sleeps through stabbing
Man charged with attempted murder after crashing truck into house

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 4 – “Boobies are Prettier”

This is a late night episode of total awesomeness! We were very tired and very incoherent, but that’s what makes Horseshoes & Hand Grenades your favorite podcast…EVER! We hope you all enjoy this one, because we know we did!
Factoid of the Week:
If you are standing on a mountaintop and the conditions are just right, you can see a lit match from up to 50 miles away.

Drunk sleeps inside a bank with his horse
Drunken German thief betrays himself for free beer
Drunk driver crashes into cop shop
Airport Police Catch Man With Child Porn On Computer
Man robbed bank to buy fake breasts
Woman Sneaks into prison for sex
Woman sues after doctor mistake leaves her pooping out her vagina
Lonely goat herd, 116, says not having sex with women leads to immortality!
Man in nothing but high heels causes building lockdown
Man gets chased up tree by imaginary drug squad

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Running Time: 38 minutes

Episode 3 – “Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas”

Holy Smokes! It’s another freakin’ awesome episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! This one is packed full of all the information that is expected from us and maybe a little more! Feel free to send Steve hatemail because he breathes too much! Hold on to your potatoes, because this is one wild ride!
Factoid of the Week!
One in every 5 potatoes grown in the united states ends up as french fries

Stab-proof hoodies on sale! Inner-City kids REJOICE!
Drunken German falls onto train tracks and comes out unscathed!
Lawsuit: Passenger Found in Jet Bathroom DEAD
Free repairs to flammable toilets
Man found bound, beaten did it himself
Spanking fetishes make men happier
Man living in feces filled home arrested!
Girl Had Suspected ‘Boyfriend’ Was Woman

Man Drives Jeep Through Wal-Mart

Pacifica Woman Charged For Assaulting Gay Couple With Produce

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Episode 2 – “You Can’t Have Your Pr0n and Eat It Too”

This episode is probably one of the best episodes of any podcast ever created! I know that’s saying a lot but I’m completely serious. It begins with a totally cheestastic theme, and the just gets better from there! Thanks everybody for listening, and please tell your friends. You know you can’t have enough of this show πŸ™‚ . And if you want to make us all feel good, check out the Podcast Alley link on the right side of the site. Click that and then click the Vote button once you get there! It’ll bump us up the site’s “hot list” and hopefully net us some more listeners! Thanks for the help. You guys rule!
Factoid of the Week!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!!

AIR SEX *VIDEO* – Not for the feint of heart
^^^^Submitted by Max of AnalogMedium.com
Kuala Lumper, Malaysia – Teacher caned by school principal for “idling”
Malaysia creates a “fatwa” against supernatural beings
Man swipes 93 pounds of underwear!
Text leads to marriage! Random Texting FTW
Woman Leaves her disabled husband in the car so she can go to a casino!
Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk
Suicide Discovered When Leg Found on 33rd Street
Mantorville, Minnisota, Man Sentenced for printing lewd stickers
Auburn, Maine, Owner of Inn says Bathroom Cam is to catch burglars!
Moundsville, WV – Purse Snatcher caught hiding in a Port-o-potty

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Running Time: 37 minutes

Episode 1 – “PILOT”

The first episode ever of the most incredible podcast that your ears will ever have the pleasure of hearing! Steve and Ashley take you down a road less traveled by and show you a world where human stupidity knows no bounds! We also give you pre-flight packing lessons courtesy of Ashley, as well as some good old fashioned wisdom. This show was recorded using Skype and did have some technical quirks, but they say you have to walk before you can run….we just didn’t listen. Here’s our show, and a mighty fine piece of work it is πŸ™‚
Random Factoid of the Week! –
If you lined up all the Slinkys ever made in a row they could wrap around the Earth 126 times! Holy Crap!!

Australian to live underwater for two weeks!
Rent a Grandmother! What the Heck!
95 year old German woman sets a trap for a thief!
Man arrested for feeding more homeless than the city allows!
74 year old man builds a raft to sail to China! Good luck crazy man!
Falling Woman saved by a pile of pooooooo!
Doctor removes a man’s GOOD testicle!
Drugs Smuggled inside a Vibrator!
The Trash Fires Back! Man gets shot in the hand by a garbage bag!
Parrot rescued by a helicopter!

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Running Time: 36 minutes