I’ve started playing Ocarina of Time again… and holy CRAP, it is an amazing game. Some parts still frustrate me (water…. temple…), but, overall, it is fantastic. One thing I did notice this play through (of 4 billion), is that things that irked me or had me stuck when I was younger are things that still hang me up now. Typically, it’s a device only used ONCE in the game and never again… like blowing up a pile of dirt in the shadow temple. Now, with BoTW, you expect to look for things under piles of dirt or leaves, but at the time OoT came out… one off little devices like that were so annoying! It kinda felt like cheating.
I’ve been playing on my 3DSXL while Jacob has been chasing white Arabians in RdR2….
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I went to the dentist on Monday… and they had to drill my tooth on THREE separate occasions. Once they went in laterally… it didn’t work. Then, they went ion horizontally and filled the cary… and it was too tight…. so they had toi drill THROUGH the filling and then fill it again…. So, Monday was a flaming pike of crap. It took an hour to have one tiny little spot fixed. And it wasn’t even a spot I could have helped! My teeth are too close together and they rub and crate weak spots. At least I’ve never had to have braces. It was hell, guys. It was hell.
It’s so glorious outside. I have all the windows open and I’m melting. It feels fantastic. Granted, I worked out and then took a massively hot bath… and now I really am melting. My computer is hot on my lap too. I need a pool. You don’t know you’re hot when you swim. Also, I’m pretty sure my hair is never going to dry… I just got a spam call that I get EVERY EFFING DAY and I want it to DIE. X(
Have you ever noticed that when you do not get enough sleep you wake up hungry; ravenous, even? I mean, if I get less than 8 hours of sleep, I want to cover the blanket off my bed in gravey and shovel it down in heaping spoonfulls. That’s science! They’ve done studies (that I will not cite here because I am pretending this is a BS paper that a college student is writing) that link not enough sleep to improper eating habits and weight gain. So, when I sleep in, I am really watching over my health. Suck on that!
Have you ever had Rum Balls? I made some last week and Stephen and I destroyed them. Well, let’s be honest, I stopped making them into balls years ago… too much work. I now just make a massive lump of rum dough and give Stephen a spoon. Life is good.
Today we talk about why pineapple tastes so delicious and then burns a hole right THROUGH your tongue while short circuiting all of your nerves on the way. Pineapple is a bit of a jerk. A delicious jerk.
We welcome to the show, TATOR! Tater? That spuds dude that gives us his opinion in a redneck accent… and it’s amazing. I have a cold… and I am sneezing… and I hate it.
bout self-driving beer delivery trucks that go on 120 mile trips… we live in the future, man! Just yesterday, I asked my phone how many cups were in 2 pints and she TOLD me. It was a glorious moment. Now, off to have intercourse with my robot boyfriend!
This week, we celebrate day two of my Birthday! Yes, I get two days. In reality, every day is treated like my birthday… because I am awesome. No, not really. But Jacob did make me WAFFLES with kiwis and peaches! Dude, you dunno how good that stuff is! AHHHH! On a lighter note – here’s hoping that Stephen doesn’t get hit in the head with a green screen two shows in a row.