Guys, I seriously cannot count. At all. I make the google docs ahead of time, so I can just swoop in and drop the info into the templates. Today’s ep is 359 and the last template I had made up, so I decided to make some more. The next few in the series I created were 400-405. Apparently, 400 comes after 349. I am an idiot -_-
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Factoid of the Week:
Shakespeare made up the name “Jessica” for his play Merchant of Venice.
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Robbers Make Wrong Turn – Into FBI HQ
Ohioan Throws Poop After Sentencing
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OMG, guys…. I’m so freaking tired! This weekend was great, but I want CHICKFILA and DOOM! We did a “quick” 45 min show because I need a milkshake and I need it now. I’m so excited for Sugar and Doom. Also, I have to pee.
We are debating on whether to see Warcraft… I’ve read the awful reviews, but I’ve also got nothing but thumb’s up from my friends… Ahhhhh! What should I do!? Also, I think we might get Doom tonight >_> Stephen is getting it for PC, so I suppose that is what I shall do too! Must needs shoot things with Stephen!
Welcome back to another wonderful Saturday (or whenever you’re seeing this) of Stephen and Smashie ramble about news time! This week we talk about…. I have no idea because I haven’t stolen news stories from Jacob just yet >_> I did get a bug bite on my face, so that was cool. And I’m considering dying my hair a fun color (just the underneath), so I might need help with that. Enjoy your time with the show! Leave us feedback, if you have any!
Welcome new people’s to the Legion of Dorks! We love you guys so hard and it’s freaking AWESOME hanging out with you in the chat for the show. You make us happy 😀 (if you know what I mean). Who all is playing doom? I need to not suck at shooters…. because I want to play and not die a lot.
GO SEE CIVIL WAR! Do it. I don’t want your excuses. No one cares if you’re in the hospital or in a coma… get out of the bed and go do the thing. Also, I want chocolate.
I am currently eating popcorn. Popcorn is delicious. Nooooooooooom. Have you every noticed that they are a massive varieties of popped corn? The ones in the chip aisle are so different than the ones you get at a theater… and then you can make microwaved popped corn and air pop popped corn. I hate caramel popcorn, though. Hate it. If that crap gets into my cheese popcorn at Christmas, we are going to have a bad time.
Holy crap, I want food! Not sure what I want, thought… but I am sure it isn’t good for me. Maybe pizza and ice cream? Why are they so good? Why can’t celery be as good as pizza? Like, I’d love to crave a massive bowl of… celery. Work out with us! I just started strength training on top of cardio this week and I am tiiiiiired (and hungry). I shall become Sarah Connor! RAWR!
There were yard sales and babies and stuff… Also, a bit of pollen (one of the helicopter things) flew directly into my mouth. I was mouth raped by a tree. How was your day? -_- Did you hear about the taco bot? I WANT ONE (a taco, not really the bot).