Episode 352 – Flowering Bush Oil

deleteI am currently eating popcorn.  Popcorn is delicious.  Nooooooooooom.  Have you every noticed that they are a massive varieties of popped corn?  The ones in the chip aisle are so different than the ones you get at a theater… and then you can make microwaved popped corn and air pop popped corn.  I hate caramel popcorn, though.  Hate it.  If that crap gets into my cheese popcorn at Christmas, we are going to have a bad time.

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Factoid of the Week:
 Popcorn has more protein than any other cereal grain. It also has more iron than eggs or roast beef. It has more fiber than pretzels or potato chips.

Where’s the Beef?
Pet Store Owner Paid Prostitute in Primates
Business Pays Employees in Meth
RANT

Words of Wisdom:
Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. Fulton J. Sheen

Episode 351 – Bam Joke Bam

deleteHoly crap, I want food!  Not sure what I want, thought… but I am sure it isn’t good for me.  Maybe pizza and ice cream?  Why are they so good?  Why can’t celery be as good as pizza?  Like, I’d love to crave a massive bowl of… celery.  Work out with us!  I just started strength training on top of cardio this week and I am tiiiiiired (and hungry).  I shall become Sarah Connor!  RAWR!

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Factoid of the Week:
During World War II, the crew of the British submarine HMS Trident kept a fully grown reindeer called Pollyanna aboard their vessel for six weeks (it was a gift from the Russians).

Horsey McHorse Face
Hotel Owner Bans Cyclist Tights
Man Caught with 51 Turtles down his Trousers
Man Breaks into 5Guys to Make Burger (and now I want one)

Words of Wisdom:
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. Pablo Picasso

 

Episode 350 – Protectores Mamarios

There were yard sales and babies and stuff… Also, a bit of pollen (one of the helicopter things) flew directly into my mouth.  I was mouth raped by a tree.  How was your day? -_- Did you hear about the taco bot?  I WANT ONE (a taco, not really the bot).

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Factoid of the Week:
Mars robots, Spirit andOpportunity, have logged 10.5 miles trudging across the Red Planet for more than three years. The unstoppable droids were built to last 90days.

Penis Ring Sparks Bomb Threat
Motel Owner Spends 29 Years Perving on Guests…

Words of Wisdom:
Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset .  -Saint Francis de Sales

Episode 349 – Undercover Time Machine

Red lipstick is hard to keep up with.  Like, constant worrying about smudging and if it’s on your teef or if you need to reapply… but it looks so awesome!  I saw a chick with purple (lavender?) lipstick at Target yesterday… I told her it was awesome, because it was awesome.  Wear bright lipstick.  DO it.  Also, we did a show… some of it is gross >_<

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Factoid of the Week:
The scientific name for banana is musa sapientum, which means “fruit of the wise men.”

Revenge Fart Ends in Arrest
Women Loses Toe After Pedicure
Vagina Beer? Ew. So Ew.

Words of Wisdom:
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. Clifton Fadiman

Episode 348 – Cat Burgled

After a week break – I was pulled away on mission to wear gloves and hats and shoes that sucked so hard — we are back!  As I am writing this, it strikes me that I have no snacks in this house.  There are veggies and tea and NOTHING DELICIOUS AND BAD FOR ME!?@#  Where are the cheetos?  The Reese’s cups?  The hot chocolate full of sugar and SUGAR?  Where!?  Why do I insist on eating well?  WHY?  Screw this crap… I’m going to raid my sister’s pantry.

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Factoid of the Week:
The common phrase “eat like a bird” should mean something quite different!  Many birds eat twice their weight in food each day.  In fact, a bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.

Actual Cat Burgles Undies
Woman Has Pet Alligator
5-yr-old’s Mystery Illness Solved
Beware Rap Battles!

Words of Wisdom:
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.  – Franklin D. Roosevelt

Episode 347 – Chapstick Water

Jacob and I have been playing WAY too much Rise of the Tomb raider – 30 hours, to be exact.  He has gone all uber completionist and every document, cache, and mission must be found!  It’s kind of awesome.  There are so many Zelda references!  They even have a quest to throw five cuccos – I mean chickens – into a pen.  Winning.

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Factoid of the Week:
France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theaters.

Man Changes Name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger
High School Student Really a 23-yr-old Ukrainian
Dude Chewed His FINGERTIPS Off to Avoid Recognition!
Drones to Protect Filming of Star Wars

Words of Wisdom:
“When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this – you haven’t.” ― Thomas A. Edison

Episode 346 – Skull Poop-L

It looks like we are moving shows to Saturday afternoons!  We are getting back into the groove of things… and still haven’t managed to talk about much actual news >_>  Stephen had a date with Deadpool right after the show (I think a Fast Review is coming up tomorrow, because DEADPOOL IS AMAZEBALLS).  Super stoked about being on Twitch and meeting new listeners on there!  You guys are fantastic!

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Factoid of the Week:
Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.

Words of Wisdom:
Go See Deadpool (if you are 16 and up :p)

Episode 345 – V-Day Taco Bum

Sam took a nap…. and then woke up… so we are doing a show.  We also ate a LOT of tacos… so it may be a short show because bathroom usage might be a thing.  Actually, I’m meant to see Deadpool after this… tacos may have been a HORRIBLE idea O_O

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Factoid of the Week: For Valentine’s Day! 
One of the compounds in chocolate, CBH, can even be used in mouthwashes and toothpastes.  These compounds are shown to protect even more effectively than fluoride, a main ingredient in most household toothpastes.

Words of Wisdom:
“If nothing saves us from death, at least love should save us from life” – Pablo Neruda

Episode 344 – It’s Pronounced Stee-ven

We have HOLIDAY CARDS from the amazing Eryck Webb to send out to you awesome listeners!  If you would like one, email us your address (your SS# and CC info is optional) and we will bestow an HnH holiday welcome in your post box!  Yay!  I need to use up some of my Instamax film, too… so there may be random pictures of Stephen and I… or our butts.

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Factoid of the Week:
Dreams are responsible for many of the greatest inventions of mankind. A few examples include:
The idea for Google -Larry Page
Alternating current generator -Tesla
DNA’s double helix spiral form -James Watson
The sewing machine -Elias Howe
Periodic table -Dimitri Mendeleyev

Butterball’s Help Line
Man’s Lust for Justice Deflated
Dog Hoarder Eaten by Dogs
Teen Stabs Parents When They Buy Fast food (and forget him)

Words of Wisdom:
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. –  Meister Eckhart

Episode 343 – What The Sausage

Jacob just made garlic bread.  I love garlic bread.  But, bread makes you fat.  So, that sucks.  Who is going to do NaNoWriMo with us this mont!  Stephen is ON THE BALL and already has everything laid out and ready to go… and then there is me.  Being organized is not my forte.  It’s sad, really.  Holy crap, I want that bread.  He gave me a bite and now my mouth is water.  Pavlov, thank you for giving me a word for what I am experiencing now.

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Factoid of the Week:
In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

Baby Carrot Assault
Woman Masterbates with Jimmy Dean’s Sausage
X-Cop Likes to Lick Feet

Words of Wisdom:
“Don’t let your aunt use you as a footstool!” – Stephen Adams