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Red lipstick is hard to keep up with.  Like, constant worrying about smudging and if it’s on your teef or if you need to reapply… but it looks so awesome!  I saw a chick with purple (lavender?) lipstick at Target yesterday… I told her it was awesome, because it was awesome.  Wear bright lipstick.  DO it.  Also, we did a show… some of it is gross >_<

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Factoid of the Week:
The scientific name for banana is musa sapientum, which means “fruit of the wise men.”

Revenge Fart Ends in Arrest
Women Loses Toe After Pedicure
Vagina Beer? Ew. So Ew.

Words of Wisdom:
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. Clifton Fadiman

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After a week break – I was pulled away on mission to wear gloves and hats and shoes that sucked so hard — we are back!  As I am writing this, it strikes me that I have no snacks in this house.  There are veggies and tea and NOTHING DELICIOUS AND BAD FOR ME!?@#  Where are the cheetos?  The Reese’s cups?  The hot chocolate full of sugar and SUGAR?  Where!?  Why do I insist on eating well?  WHY?  Screw this crap… I’m going to raid my sister’s pantry.

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Factoid of the Week:
The common phrase “eat like a bird” should mean something quite different!  Many birds eat twice their weight in food each day.  In fact, a bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.

Actual Cat Burgles Undies
Woman Has Pet Alligator
5-yr-old’s Mystery Illness Solved
Beware Rap Battles!

Words of Wisdom:
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.  – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Jacob and I have been playing WAY too much Rise of the Tomb raider – 30 hours, to be exact.  He has gone all uber completionist and every document, cache, and mission must be found!  It’s kind of awesome.  There are so many Zelda references!  They even have a quest to throw five cuccos – I mean chickens – into a pen.  Winning.

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Factoid of the Week:
France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theaters.

Man Changes Name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger
High School Student Really a 23-yr-old Ukrainian
Dude Chewed His FINGERTIPS Off to Avoid Recognition!
Drones to Protect Filming of Star Wars

Words of Wisdom:
“When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this – you haven’t.” ― Thomas A. Edison

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It looks like we are moving shows to Saturday afternoons!  We are getting back into the groove of things… and still haven’t managed to talk about much actual news >_>  Stephen had a date with Deadpool right after the show (I think a Fast Review is coming up tomorrow, because DEADPOOL IS AMAZEBALLS).  Super stoked about being on Twitch and meeting new listeners on there!  You guys are fantastic!

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Factoid of the Week:
Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.

Words of Wisdom:
Go See Deadpool (if you are 16 and up :p)

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Sam took a nap…. and then woke up… so we are doing a show.  We also ate a LOT of tacos… so it may be a short show because bathroom usage might be a thing.  Actually, I’m meant to see Deadpool after this… tacos may have been a HORRIBLE idea O_O

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Factoid of the Week: For Valentine’s Day! 
One of the compounds in chocolate, CBH, can even be used in mouthwashes and toothpastes.  These compounds are shown to protect even more effectively than fluoride, a main ingredient in most household toothpastes.

Words of Wisdom:
“If nothing saves us from death, at least love should save us from life” – Pablo Neruda

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We have HOLIDAY CARDS from the amazing Eryck Webb to send out to you awesome listeners!  If you would like one, email us your address (your SS# and CC info is optional) and we will bestow an HnH holiday welcome in your post box!  Yay!  I need to use up some of my Instamax film, too… so there may be random pictures of Stephen and I… or our butts.

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Factoid of the Week:
Dreams are responsible for many of the greatest inventions of mankind. A few examples include:
The idea for Google -Larry Page
Alternating current generator -Tesla
DNA’s double helix spiral form -James Watson
The sewing machine -Elias Howe
Periodic table -Dimitri Mendeleyev

Butterball’s Help Line
Man’s Lust for Justice Deflated
Dog Hoarder Eaten by Dogs
Teen Stabs Parents When They Buy Fast food (and forget him)

Words of Wisdom:
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. –  Meister Eckhart

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Jacob just made garlic bread.  I love garlic bread.  But, bread makes you fat.  So, that sucks.  Who is going to do NaNoWriMo with us this mont!  Stephen is ON THE BALL and already has everything laid out and ready to go… and then there is me.  Being organized is not my forte.  It’s sad, really.  Holy crap, I want that bread.  He gave me a bite and now my mouth is water.  Pavlov, thank you for giving me a word for what I am experiencing now.

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Factoid of the Week:
In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

Baby Carrot Assault
Woman Masterbates with Jimmy Dean’s Sausage
X-Cop Likes to Lick Feet

Words of Wisdom:
“Don’t let your aunt use you as a footstool!” – Stephen Adams

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Apparently, if you have a tan… you are a better person.  I went to the beach last week (during the hurricane!  Yay!) and lived in the pool… which means my skin finally received some sun… which means that when I came back to lead my small group…. people LOST THEIR MINDS.  I didn’t realize I was THAT pale.  I mean, I knew I was ghostly white and that all Irish women strived to stand next to me to appear dark… but holy balls.  Also, a mosquito bit my head…. through my hair.  How does that happen?

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Factoid of the Week:
A syzygy occurs when three astronomical bodies line up.

Superglue is not Eye Drops
C%^Ks not Glocks
Porn On Campus

Words of Wisdom:
A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work. – John Lubbock

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So, I’ve spent the last little bit looking through the Net for entertaining stories… and I am now afraid for humanity.  I think I will sit on my couch and play video games all weekend… with the curtains drawn and all the lights on in the house.  Who poops on things, man!?  I want pizza now.  Not sure why poop made me think of pizza, though… something to ponder o_O

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Factoid of the Week:
The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515

Chess President Says Aliens Invented Chess
FL Man Poops on Things
Man Has Man Parts Bitten (By an Angry Chick)
66-Yr-Old Dominatrix Sets Aside Whip

Words of Wisdom:
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding – Leonardo da Vinci

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Guess who forgot to get notes because she was watching Jacob brew beer… well, MAKE beer.  Did you know people brew beer?  Isn’t that neat?  It kinda smells funny and it’s messy, but one can make their very own beer!  Not that hoppy crap… I hate hops.  Hops are awful.

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Factoid of the Week:
In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery weather without a lightning rod attached to their hats.

Don’t Dare and Kiss
White Man Humps Horse

Words of Wisdom:
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. – John C Maxwell

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