LIVE SHOW!

Tune in here on 10/16 at 8pm EST for the live HNH show! We’re taking calls over skype, so if you don’t have that application, pick it up at skype.com.
Just come to this page on that date and time, and you’ll see the Stickam app running in the sidebar. It’s live, so that’s how you will hear what we are talking about :). Add “fulltangninja” as a friend before 8 tomorrow so Steve can accept your request. Then, whenever you are ready, call fulltangninja and we’ll put you on the show! It’s going to be awesome you guys, and the news we have will cause you to explode with gut busting laughter! Can’t wait to chat with some of you guys tomorrow!

10/26, 8pm EST, Be there…err….here!

UPDATE: IRC Chat is up for those interested! irc.freenode.netΒ  /join #hnh

Episode 29 – “These Teeth Will NOT Come Off!”

Well, I was terrified that the show was not going to happen tonight… because I CEMENTED fake vampire teeth to my actual teeth. As much fun as that sounds, they pierced my bottom lip, made me slur, and totally aren’t as white as my actual teeth. But, Stephen punched me in the face, and the fangs (and a few of my real teeth) popped right out!. Good thing, too, because we have another follow up on Wood’s leg, oral sex in politics (no wai!), and a woman who stole her boyfriends gonads!
Factoid of the Week:
Belgians once tried to deliver mail using cats. (it didn’t work)

Man single-handedly contributes to overpopulation
Why did 3000 chickens cross the road?
A Bwahahah moment
Cops love stupid people
Woman charged for spouting obscenities at a toilet
Free breast exam with every visit!
Amputated leg story gets even more crazy!
Nigerian woman accused of stealing her boyfriends genitals!
If you like oral sex, vote for this guy!
Couple makes burglar clean their house at gunpoint!
Thieves move into a woman’s home while she’s away
Most independent 6 year old ever….or at least he tried to be

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Running Time: 1 Hour

Episode 28 – “Geese Don’t Have Love, They Have Eggs”

Heelllloooooo, and welcome back to your favorite (it IS your favorite, and these are NOT the droids you are looking for) podcast of all time! This week turned out a lot of really goofy news that Stephen and I were more than happy to scoop up and spit back at you in delicious podcast form. The munch a moth campaign hits Australia, an ostrich pwns two boys with image issues, and cat pee: is it the next drug craze?
Factoid of the Week:
The slowest mammal on earth is the three-toed sloth. It’s top speed is 6 to 8 feet per minute

A mother’s bad memory won 2.4 million
Australians urged to eat moths
How to end a relationship:
Door to Door Salesmen donates kidney
Pop Quiz: are 1 million $ bills real?
SUC’s smear campaign
Cat pee: the next marijuana
Ostrich murdered by man with no penis
Skanky Nurse Serial Killers
Doughnut thief to get 30 years
Bible Knock Out
Drunk Ambulance Driver

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Running Time: 55 Minutes

Episode 27 – “Holy Crap Comes From Holy Cows”

This is our first episode for the month of October, and we are stoked to bring you another month of strange events, dummies, and really gross tidbits of news. We’ve got a follow up on a man’s severed leg, Mr. Potato Head’s ecstasy addiction, and one violent gay peacock! If Ashley sounds distracted at any point it is because Phantom Hourglass released on Monday… and drained her SOUL!
Factoid of the Week:
The calories in a bagel with cream cheese can run an electric toothbrush for 52 hours 20 minutes!

Brazilian Woman Births Own Grandchildren
Flexible Woman wins car by sucking its nipples

Ecstacy found in Mr. Potato Head’s Ass!
FOLLOW UP! Man seeks custody of severed leg!
Fighting Nuns o_O
Lord Mayor attacks tomato
A little mouse with your beans?
Man eats 20 POUNDS of grits
Gay peacock molests lexus
Woman runs over her own legs at McDonald’s drive thru
Cops afraid of the Big Bad Bic
Pr0n in the Legislature
Who steals toilet paper?

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Running Time: 1 Hour

Episode 26 – “It’s Like A Swiss Army Knife Of Religion!”

Stephen and Ashley are back with another hilarious, disgusting, and moral teaching episode. We actually had a special guest appearance from Captain Jim Doogan this evening! Other than a little incident with Stephen being tied up, the show went off without a hitch. I will NEVER get tired of saying that… We’ve got a leg in a pressure cooker, a new Wii + Maryjane package, bathing in toilets and, why I will never move to Germany. Enjoy the awesomeness πŸ˜€
Factoid of the Week:
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to boil a half gallon of water

Air China
Why Ashley is NOT moving to Germany
Wang and King arrive in Bangkok to play with BALLS
Female Ninjas Rob Convenience Store!
More proof that children are idiots
Iguana’s hidey-hole
Math IS helpful!
Cooked foot, anyone? <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Rotten meat closes highway <— Submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
Man steals a Wii, returns it with marijuana for an apology
Man saws house in half
No good cough goes unpunished
A pleasant drive

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Running Time: 55 Minutes

Episode 25 – “My Ear Hurts”

Well, we are releasing this a tad late on Friday, but Stephen just had to go see RE (and apparently regretted it), and we all know what happens when Stephen is tired. Since this is a late night show strap yourself in for a lot of gratuitous boob mentioning, lip biting, and lightening sex! Look for ward to a listener “WTF”, and me chucking my cat across the computer room after I stop her from marching on my bladder. Grrr.
UPDATE: OOPS! Stephen screwed up in the mix down and left a sound check track in the mp3! It’s been reposted as of Saturday night. Thanks Frankie for point out that Stephen’s an idiot πŸ™‚

Factoid of the Week:
Fully grown, Argentina’s Falabella horses are only 16 inches tall. They’re the smallest horses on earth!

Girl gets excited and bites off boyfriend’s lip!
Two girls fight for their right to bear boobies!
A Stephen Siting!
Attention Seniors: Please carry ID <—- Submitted by Chris Griffin
Couple learns they have been cheating online with EACH OTHER!

Chris Crocker gets a Reality TV deal!??! WTF!?!
Biker’s Penis hit by lightning!!
Old guy gets teeth stolen in bar fight
Restaurant lets you have sex with food BEFORE you eat it
Zombies for realZ!<— submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
German guy smuggles sex toys out of Germany inside sausages!
Man puts venemous snake in his mouth, guess what happened <— submitted by Frankie U
Idiot sends text message to police trying to sell “reefer”
Assault with a deadly onion!

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Running Time: 53 Minutes

Episode 24 – “Does a One Legged Duck Swim in a Circle?”

We haven’t found any one-legged ducks in our travels across the vast information dump that is the internet this week, BUT we did find some toe licking phone thieves! Stephen invited him over at one point and it just started getting weird when he duct-tapped us up and made us take off our shoes… Either way, we still persevered and made this show just for you! (If at any point we giggle for no reason during the show… that would be the toe-licker).
Factoid of the Week
Average speed of a golf ball in flight during the PGA Tour: 160 mph

Mugger pwnd by blind man
Procreate and you may win a free car!
Guy sets fire to his car over that which matters most….a soccer game
Toe licking bandit strikes small town Minnesota
Confused cop
Taiwanese woman’s BOOB explodes!
Just… ew
French service makes crap up for horny folks!
Man injects love interest with BLOOD
Mean boss fires a guy for being awesome
Inmates upset over lack of sausage!
Man steals a car to turn himself in!
Trio gets hooked on fake heroin

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Running Time: 50 Minutes

Episode 23 – “Fiery Pancakes From HELL!!!”

By now, with your great skills in observations, I imagine you have noticed that the show is a tad late. I greatly apologize, but I was at the Austin GDC and you wouldn’t have gone back to your hotel to do the show either! However, to make it up, this show is absolutely orgasmicly wonderful in it’s awesomeness! Stephen and I were both on the ball and hyper and just really enjoyed making this one. There are greased up naked men, Pot-selling morons, and a Man that just couldn’t seem to keep his pants with him. While you’re listening, check out the pictures I took of the conference on our message board!
Factoid of the Week:
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms

Leeches invade homes in Japan <–submitted by Frankie U
U(ruguay) got served
Ugly people apparently stem from Italy
New Jersey man gets DUI for sleeping in parked car
Idiots have never heard the word “stealth”
Squirrels now attacking the innocent
22 year old man assaults father with CHEETOS
Man arrested for driving nude in Indiana <– submitted by Frankie U
Funeral Plans kept on ice
Parenting tips
Grandfather has 100 grankids! <– submitted by Frankie U
Moose attacks lady’s house!
That’s one expensive pair of pants

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Running Time: 51 minutes

Delays!!

Looks like we’ve run into an issue and the show will have to be postponed for a bit. As you know, Ashley is currently in Austin, TX at the Austin Game Developers Conference. They apparently have a really crappy internet connect and doing the show would be like playing a game of Russian Roulette….with all the bullets in the gun. I’m also out of town, so we’re going to be producing and putting the show out on Monday. I hope this doesn’t disappoint you guys too much, and we promise that we’ll have some freakin’ awesome content! Maybe Ash will bring some news of drunkards doing stupid crap back with her from Austin. See you guys on Monday!