Episode 94 – “We Eat Crazy For Breakfast” (take two)

goatthiefWell, this is a tad late. Stephen and I tried to make it wonderful last eve… but Skype was laying down some thick layers of hate that made it impossible to understand each other through. Today, however, Skype was impressed with last nights virgin sacrifices… and allowed us to finish the show! Ignore the fact that I drank too much, and Stephen wears socks on his head. Thanks to all the new ppl that showed up(CmdrWalt, el-heffe, surprise_pants, bhyphen), and all our returning chatters! Voodoo, Scott, Frankie… we miss you!!!
Today we bring you, fugu balls, killer couches, two retarded cowboys, way too much poo being tossed around, evil, car robbing billy goats, and boobs that wanted to be free.

Yum baby corns!@#

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The Tubes are Clogged!

Something went completely awry on tonights show and we feel that the masters of the internet are working against us to sto p our show from being awesome. Well, that or Skype was simply having some major issues. Needless to say, the show did not go on as planned because Ashley and I couldn’t understand a word each other were saying thanks to The Fuzz. I capitalized it because I believe that it is an entity hell bent on stopping our show whenever it gets the chance. Well it takes more than that to put us down, Fuzz!
The show will be going on Friday night at 8pm EST instead of the usual time. Ashley will be in Morgantown with me at the time so we’ll have our show Skype free, so that takes care of one point of failure. It will be awesome and I hope those who came out tonight can try again tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you guys!!

Update: Image removed from this post because I think it made someone throw up. Apologies to all ye with sensitive stomachs. I thought the tube had mud in it. I may have been wrong.

Episode 93 – “Socksballs on Your Head”

photo-7I can think of nothing of value to say, so I leave you with the musical stylings of Sailor Moon!
“Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight,
Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon. She will never turn her back on a friend. She is always there to defend. She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor MOON!”

Oh yeah!

Invincible Germans (AGAIN!?), Crab Swindler, Ball Throwing, Sink Gouging, Sink Stealing, and a man that crashed into a truck, a liquor store, a fence, another store, and a tree… b4 getting his ass thrown in jail 😀

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Episode 92 – “It’s 2am In My Pants”

crazy-chickenSo, snowboarding was just… amazing. Stephen and I are so, so, SO very sore. You just cannot imagine how much energy strapping a board to your feet and hurling yourself down a mountain takes. Not to mention the bruised knees (worse than a week as a hooker), the bone chilling cold (especially when it rains all day), and the ridiculous amounts of money it drains from you.
What do hen-dogs, pig-fish, human-carpets, pee-soda, finger-chops, and 100 LBS of meat have in common?

They are all featured on episode 92! 😀

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Episode 91 – “Have You Ever Felt A Beaver?”

snowboardingWell, after a two week break… we are back! This is greatly annoying us that we missed two weeks, so we might do something fun to make up for that. Like… filming Stephen and I falling down the face of a mountain 😀
Blow up dolls, run away bride and groom (at the age of 5 and 6!), peeing on the bouncer, living in the freezer, and jail better than parents.

Pray that this ski trip doesnt kills us!

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We are….

Still alive!
Well, the holidays are really messing with Stephen and I. We’ve been trying to pass along the holiday olive branch to the leaders of SUC, and have been in intensive (and somewhat nutty) meetings for the last couple weeks.

Stephen has been chosen as a delegate to mediate between SUC and FUR… and of course we put world peace, safety, and the end of SUC before doing our actual show. (Hey, we aren’t totally narcissistic).

Since Stephen is so far away and without any recording devices (none are allowed in the secret location that the meetings are taking place in), it might be a few more days still before we are caught up.

Never fear, however! I will take it upon my shoulders to post a few amuZing stories on the site to keep you tided over until we are able to get our recordings done!

Thanks for you patience… and I hope 2008 was amazing, and 2009 will be even better!

-Ash

Episode 90 LIVE – “Your Mom Wrote On My Wall”

china-swat-segwayI got a Batman for Christmas! It is so so so freaking badass! Stephen’s parents got me a happy happy evil wicked (insert comas) batman statue designed by George Perez (limited number), and I could die! I got shine Mk V Dc and I REALLY want to play right now! On that note, smoking dog, killer hippo, eggbeater hold up, plane hits a cow, and heart found at carwash.
I hope you have all your shopping done and Christmas is wonderful!

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Episode 89 – “Man, She’s Got BallZ!”

I found this clay stuff called “Sculpy” the other day and I am not totally obsessed with making mega cute animeish octopussys and presents and snowmen with mega cute bows and omg they are CUTE. Granted, I get them totally done, baked, painted… and I go to draw the face on and I always screw it up and have to repaint over the face and redraw the eyes 45 times. So annoying. Search out Sculpy on the nets and make cute things with me! Post pics on the forum… I think I will of the octy i just made. So amazingly adorable.
Oh… the show… brainless boys, nutty engines, mac attacks, evil red pens, and nothing is more natural than a beaver… o_O

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Episode 88 – “I Am The Pickle Soup!”

My throat, it pains me! I am making warm milk and honey and lemon juice and rum… so after about 10 mins… NOTHING will pain me! We had a killer turn out this week in the live chat (thank you all so much for showing up!), and the notes were very full of poo. Yuck! Funny, but Yuck! Don’t forget to check out the forum for naked pictures (I’m sure someone will post some eventually), and get on Stormrage in WoW. Oshen and Kizmeth 😀
Missing boobies, slow asses, toilets that aren’t toilets, taking dumps in real toilets, Christmas tree weapons, and a 9 year olds wisdom on girls.

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Episode 87 – “It’s Like a Face Enema!”

Wow, so this last week was a BLUR. Family coming in, my 8-year-old nephew learning to text, his 4-year-old friend learning my name and the phrase “come on!”… it was a blast, but I’m so glad it is few and far between. Stephen and I are sorry for the lateness, but who can blame us during this family oriented time. Granted my family was sick and tried to pass their zombie ebola virus to me… so I hid 😀
We have toe fetishes, sticky mexicans, polish pranksters, reindeer poo, gay penguins, and lesbian polar bears (oh my!). Hope everyone enjoyed their break!

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