Since Stephen and I have started hanging out in the chat after the show, we have covered a lot of fun and interesting topics! Comics, movies, books, podcasts, directors, music, technology, fuzzy hand cuffs vs. leather bondage cuffs… you know, perfectly normal things. It has really been a blast — har har. We decided that the conversations needed recorded because of their awesomeness. So, join us in the chats after the show… even if you cannot make the actual show! We are a bit more relaxed, and there is no format. We talk about whatever is brought up in chat and then some. Special thanks to all our regulars… you make it so much fun to do what we do!
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Episode 77 – “What Kind of Nuts Are These?”
We had sooooo many notes this week. I had to cut down on half of them, and we even did mid-show cuts to keep the time down. 20$ that next week I won’t be able to find a single note! I guess stupidity runs in bouts. If the amount of stupid is used up for a month in a weeks time… then everyone tends to behave the rest of the month. Which is good in practice, but oh so annoying for those of us that gather notes. Good thing that people decided to screw car bumpers in public, hang upside down in protest, cook with breast milk, claim they are a “special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931”, and steal their daughter’s I.D. so they can become a cheerleader…
Vibes go out to Voodoo this week… get better! <3
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Episode 76 – “The Universe? Great! Let’s Blow It Up!”
So, I have to get up at 5am tomorrow to make a 10am appointment 3 hours away. They are taking my splints off! Woo woo! Too bad I havent been going to bed till 7ish… and I slept until 3 today >L< I will be one very sleepy Smashface by evening on Friday… BUT I will be able to BREATHE 😀
This show was filmed on Stephen’s new camera! He is every happy over it. Thanks to Vash for helping me search for show notes today. This episode is chock full of bags of poo, spilt beer, butt bandits, spicy sausage assaults and more! 😀 Thanks again to everyone who turned up on chat! It was a blast ^_^
And to the ppl on our forum… let’s all send some happy vibes to Voodoo this week. She is a sad panda 🙁
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Episode 75 – “I Have A Mango In My Teeth!”
Hurricane nom nom nom! I snuck into my sister’s room and attacked her with mounds of Homework so I could get back to doing the show! It sucked being benched for two weeks. I still sound really stuffy and retarded, and it hurts to laugh… but it was totally worth it for this weeks notes 😀 We had a really good turn out on the live recording (thanks to Ed El our newest listener!), so make sure to check us out live next Thursday at 8pm E! I wanna hurry up and get this finished because WoW is calling to me! We are on Stormrage, so join us! Stephen is “Oshen” and I am “Kizmeth”. While you are installing the game you can listen to us tell you about importing wives, sexist parking spots, murderous fish food, Tramp Stamps, and Cinderella’s boob!
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Episode 74 – “Cute People Don’t Poop”
Here we are again with another episode that is Ashley-less, but that does NOT mean that it is fun-less! We had an absolute blast doing this show and loved the chat room participation this week. Major thanks to Vash and his little brother for lending us the Factoid of the Week sound. They did some great work and we loved it. This weeks episode is incredibly funny and has everything from a fearless cockapoo to underwire wielding suspected terrorists! Download and enjoy!
Episode 73 – “I’m Dancing With My Mouth”
With Ashley out of commission, I am forced to have to write the introductory paragraph for this amazing show! I say forced like it’s a bad thing, but I’m just glad right now that I have a show to post! Stephanie joined us on this episode for a rip-roaring good time! The title stems from something Ash said when she was all drugged up and groggy right after surgery. Needless to say, Steph and I laughed at her a lot. This episode we have lots of naked people, boobs on bikes, and a pigeon with jailtime!
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H&H Video Message
Ash is getting her surgery and I’m bored. The result of this situation is a little video of me rambling on about things! Check it out 🙂
Episode 72 – “He Won’t Recognize Me By My Butt”
This is late. Just in case you were confused. We had a good reason for it being late, though. Stephen moved up here, so from now on we will have live shows! Granted, my face is finally getting rearranged this Thursday, so I won’t be in the game for at least a week. I ran out after the show to see Tropic Thunder. It was completely ridiculous… like our show this week! We found so many amazingly retarded people doing so many amazingly retarded things. Giant, inflatable poo, 20 min peep shows, Burger King baths, and train tunnels too small for the trains. I’ll miss you guys!
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Episode 71 – “Something That Big Ought To Give Milk”
This week has been very hard on my sleep schedule. I have not got any! I’ve been rather grumpy too. Sometimes it is just SO much fun to be grumpy. However, I had yummy, deliciouso wine during this episode and I am hyper as all hell 😀 Stephen ended up having to pull my weight because of the lack of internets and got all the notes again this week. A few people showed up at my door earlier. I was asleep on the couch and having awesome dreams… and I hear this banging and yelling about the police. I go to the door and there are my friends… DRIPPING WET. Im talking totally submerged into a tank of water and dripping on my doorstep. There is no water leading up to the puddle they are standing in (it is a wooden walk way and water shows up easily), and when they walked away it left a trail. Tell me how that happened? Listen in for a woman fighting a lion with a machete while perched on a donkey! You know you wanna know 😀 Continue reading “Episode 71 – “Something That Big Ought To Give Milk””
Episode 70 – “Do Squirrels Have Nuts?”
The word “salad” implies something light and crunchy and yummy. So, when I made a taco salad, I was looking forward to not feeling like a very stuffed sausage afterwords. However, I apparently more taccoed and less saladed my taco salad… and I feel like a turkey on thanksgiving – stuffed. I also forgot what day it was today and barely made it home in time for the live show; which is not really the best thing in the world for a co-host to do! Anyway, the show was awesome and a special thanks to everyone that turned out! The show was a bit gross this week, eating bugs, being impaled in the groin by a rusty spike, having one’s penis fall off in the midst of sex… you know, pretty standard stories for us 😀 Continue reading “Episode 70 – “Do Squirrels Have Nuts?””