I hate to admit this, but I am guilty of setting things atop my Jeep while I open the driver door… and then forgetting I sat whatever it was atop said Jeep. This wouldn’t be such a problem if 95% of us didn’t take off down the road with coffee cups, folders, and wives still on top of our moving vehicles. Yeah… wives.
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Episode 69 – “Put This On Your Crotch”
Somehow — completely unintentional on our part, of course — we ended up having a ton of stories with the number 69 in it for our awesomely perverted 69th episode. 69 year old pool-o-phile, 1969 founding date of the Jim Smith foundation, 69 million cats, 69 thousand carp pedicures. Ok, so maybe I fudged the numbers a tad, but whose counting? I’m just glad to be back! 69 times happier to be back then you could even imagine. 😀
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Episode 68 – “A Different Set of Boobs!”
Whoa! I totally apologize for the late release on this one. I spent most of last night in a ceremonial wrestling match with a squirrel ambassador and that little sucker put up a major fight! Who would have thought that a 6 inch tall rodent could fight like that? It was like watching the Karate Kid, and I was the kid from the Cobra Kai! Needless to say I was dead tired and slept through the release time, but this episode is definitely worth the wait! We’ve got drunk Aussies, oral sex competitions, and the infamous Goat Man!!
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Episode 67 – “One Extraordinary Nutsack!”
So, obviously my surgery was a no go… damned worthless nurses! Oh, well. I get to see Hellboy and Batman when they come out… that is all that really matters! Stephen and I had an interesting last week. It is hard to believe he was just here! Alas, no he is back in FL, and we are left with audio issues. So lame. I guess it is better then battle bot granny style, skinned cat hats, shooting your kneecap off to get a mouse, and falling under a car for two days while no one notices you are gone…
This episode is dedicated to Vash’s friend Steve. We are praying for your recovery <3
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Episode 66 – “The Fire Burns Red!”
Stephen is up in good old, lame arse WV this weekend for one last show before I get my face rearranged via surgery. On July 10th I am having a freaking horrible 3 hour minimum surgery on my nose (nasal septal perforation… wtf?!) and I will be out cold that day… and probably that week. So, this was my farewell show for a good week or so; but I will be back after my short hiatus, if all goes well. Happy 4th of July to all those that live in the USA (and a small apology to those of a more British origin… we still love you). Enjoy the fireworks, the hotdogs, and the time with friends and family. Also, enjoy a man stabbing his mother with a fork, and clocking another woman with a frozen chicken, a robber that likes to hug his victims, and the poor woman who had her toes gnawed off by her stupid mini-dog. Ouch.
Happy Birthday USA!
Episode 65 – “The Wombat Is MINE!”
My mother broke her foot about 3 weeks ago, and she just started rehab to help her heal. I drove her to Body Works Wednesday under the assumption that she would be done w/n about 15 minutes. (That is what the ppl in charge told me, anyway.) So, I sat outside in the very bright sun reading my Anita Blake book (yay LKH!) while I waited on my mother. I apparently got lost in reading, because my mother emerged over an hour later. Anyway, I got home and had a sunburn spot on my KNEE. Who the hell gets one sunburn spot on their KNEE? Ugh. I’m glad I had episode 65 to stop the burn. Why monkeys are bad, why ninja’s aren’t really ninjas if they can be seen, and why you should never leave toilet paper roses as a means of apology. Dedicated to Kristina, our newest listener (and Eyrck’s sessy girlfriend).
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Episode 64 – “Death Wears Sandals!”
So, I am down in Tally Wang with Stephen this week! We did a semi-live, on video show and a couple of our awesome listeners turned in and were perverts with us! I was trying to pound back a bottle of Asti, and Stephen had his mega fruit juice of doom. Apparently, there was a lot of interest in Stephen’s spinny chair… and bets on whether or not he would tip over at one point during the show. While Stephen was busy trying to keep his balance, and I was trying not to choke on bubbles our show read without us about Gerbils of Doom, Zombie Mayors, Street Swept Dogs, and Gonad Crazed Puffer Fish. This episode is dedicated to our newest fan, Vash, from somewhere in Georgia. He is HnH approved.
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Episode 63 – “Mmm, Hot Monkey Cleavage!”
I did this episode rather tipsy off my arse. I drank a bottle of Vampire Merlot that the wondiferous Brad B. got me for helping him carry heavy boxes. I think I shall forever to the show in a state of tipsyness. Stephen also did the show live (from his end) via camera and sticham on the site! This will probably become the trend. My room is a mess… someone come clean it immediately. Or you could check out our show and get paid to watch pr0n, have your penis bitten by a snake, have a baby you didn’t know you were carrying while wearing a bumble bee suit, or be chased away from your meal by a bear.
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He Was HOW Big?!?
I read a story today that literally made my jaw drop open in surprise. I didn’t realize that people were capable of growing to the sizes of the man I’m about to talk about. I may be behind the times on this story, since it appears he’s been well known since 2006, but I felt the need to let out my complete surprise at how something like this could happen to someone. Meet Manuel Uribe, a Mexican computer technician who once held the record as the worlds most heaviest man.
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“Flex Your Mentals” With WuChess!
Who said chess was a sport built only for Russians and goofy, prep school kids? One famous group has stepped forward in an attempt to make chess cool again. The famous hip-hop troupe the Wu-Tang Clan has joined up with the ChessPark social network to bring chess to everyone with their own rap infused style. WuChess.com claims to be “the world’s first online chess and urban social network.” I really didn’t know that socializing was such a core part of playing chess considering it’s usual target demographic. But I guess this is what makes WuChess different!
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