Another shrink wrapped episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure! In this episode, we express our utter frustration of having to deal with young children, our love for all things strange and unusual, and our confusion over how in the world people keep doing enough odd crap that we can make a show out of. So here it is folks! Don’t forget to vote for our show on Podcast Alley! There’s a button on the right. And tell all your friends about us! You must spread the virus known only as…Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
Factoid of the Week:
Before Prohibition (Commonly referred to as this nations “Darkest Times”…at least according to alcoholics), the most common form of drinking beer at home was drinking it straight out of a bucket filled at the local pub or brewery
Employer beheads worker for not milking cows
Wife puts excrement in man’s curry
Austrian teenager run over by a tractor… twice
Upset landlord hires marching band
Man Describes Alleged Attack By 7 Lesbians In N.J.
Lesbians more likely to be obese
Bandits Super Glue a Naked Man to an Exercise Bike
Winona man sleeps through stabbing
Man charged with attempted murder after crashing truck into house
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Running Time: 38 Minutes
I know that subject made absolutely no sense, but I’ll explain! On April 26, Ash and I joined Horseshoes and Hand Grenades Radio on the internet! We had a blast and now it’s out there for all of you to hear. So go to www.hhradio.net and download the April 26 episode. Listen to the whole show because it’s a lot of fun, and those guys are freakin’ cool, but you can also fast forward to the 1 hour mark and our interview begins. We had an awesome time and would like to send a big shout out to those guys for having us on the show. HHRadio Rules!
Hey Everybody! Ash and I have a cool announcement to make for you guys. We’ve realized a tad too late that there is another freakin’ awesome Horseshoes and Hand Grenades show out there..and unfortunately we’ve jacked their name. But, being the awesome guys that they are, they are totally cool with us and have invited us to be on their show! So tonight you should listen to those guys and get ready for a special appearance by your two favorite people…or close to favorite..maybe top 50 😉
Anyway, check the show out, and listen to these guys! We should be on around 9 or so, but listen to their whole show anyway because we like them. Thanks and tune in!!!
This episode is probably one of the best episodes of any podcast ever created! I know that’s saying a lot but I’m completely serious. It begins with a totally cheestastic theme, and the just gets better from there! Thanks everybody for listening, and please tell your friends. You know you can’t have enough of this show 🙂 . And if you want to make us all feel good, check out the Podcast Alley link on the right side of the site. Click that and then click the Vote button once you get there! It’ll bump us up the site’s “hot list” and hopefully net us some more listeners! Thanks for the help. You guys rule!
Factoid of the Week!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!!
AIR SEX *VIDEO* – Not for the feint of heart
^^^^Submitted by Max of AnalogMedium.com
Kuala Lumper, Malaysia – Teacher caned by school principal for “idling”
Malaysia creates a “fatwa” against supernatural beings
Man swipes 93 pounds of underwear!
Text leads to marriage! Random Texting FTW
Woman Leaves her disabled husband in the car so she can go to a casino!
Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk
Suicide Discovered When Leg Found on 33rd Street
Mantorville, Minnisota, Man Sentenced for printing lewd stickers
Auburn, Maine, Owner of Inn says Bathroom Cam is to catch burglars!
Moundsville, WV – Purse Snatcher caught hiding in a Port-o-potty
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Running Time: 37 minutes
The first episode ever of the most incredible podcast that your ears will ever have the pleasure of hearing! Steve and Ashley take you down a road less traveled by and show you a world where human stupidity knows no bounds! We also give you pre-flight packing lessons courtesy of Ashley, as well as some good old fashioned wisdom. This show was recorded using Skype and did have some technical quirks, but they say you have to walk before you can run….we just didn’t listen. Here’s our show, and a mighty fine piece of work it is 🙂
Random Factoid of the Week! –
If you lined up all the Slinkys ever made in a row they could wrap around the Earth 126 times! Holy Crap!!
Australian to live underwater for two weeks!
Rent a Grandmother! What the Heck!
95 year old German woman sets a trap for a thief!
Man arrested for feeding more homeless than the city allows!
74 year old man builds a raft to sail to China! Good luck crazy man!
Falling Woman saved by a pile of pooooooo!
Doctor removes a man’s GOOD testicle!
Drugs Smuggled inside a Vibrator!
The Trash Fires Back! Man gets shot in the hand by a garbage bag!
Parrot rescued by a helicopter!
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Running Time: 36 minutes