I’ve spent the last few days house hunting… and I now wish to dig a large hole into the ground, fill it with books, and never reemerge. Seriously, guys, it is awful. House photography should be considered witchcraft and treated as a most serious crime against humanity. Those magicians can weave lies through their photography that no mortal could see through. One could have a gaping maw in their floorboards, and the evil photographer could turn it into a bloody pool.
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Factoid of the Week:
There are over 6000 different species of grass in the world; some examples are rice, wheat, corn, oats and sugarcane.
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