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Factoid of the Week:

During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.

That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving

Racoon Invasion!

Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms 

Words of Wisdom:

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. – W. C. Fields

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Ashley and I have no idea what we’re doing. What we do know is that we’re trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.

Who are we kidding? We’re Horseshoes & Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here’s a new episode for you. Have fun!

Factoid of the Week
Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.

Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!
Polishing the Paint Roller
Man uses a cup of poo to win a car

Words of Wisdom

Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – Balthus

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Factoid of the Week:

In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all. Many years ago, it was even commonly thought that the Emperors of enormous dynasties were reincarnations of dragons.

Flight risk: suspected spy pigeon released after eight months in detention in India
Florida fisherman single handedly reels in 1,200-lb, 12-foot ‘monster’ great white shark
NJ animal shelter will name feral cat after an ex, then neuter it
Canada drug dealer offers ‘free samples’ of cocaine stapled to business cards
Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace

Words of Wisdom:

Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it. -Alexandre Dumas

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Factoid of the Week:

The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA’s astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.

Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flight

Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes

Words of Wisdom:
“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.” -Pat Conroy

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This was a very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We recorded it during our charity stream for Toys for Tots! We had an absolute blast with it, but you might be confused by some of the breaks, lots of audience call outs, and … we did a lot of squats. Either way, we hope you enjoy this audio edition of the show!

If you have some extra cash sitting around, swing over to https://www.2dorks.net/toys to donate to Toys for Tots! We’ve already raised $2200 for the charity and couldn’t be more grateful for all of your generosity.

Thank you! Enjoy the show!

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Factoid of the Week:

Horses drink at least 25 gallons of water a day (more in hotter climates).

2 people removed from U.S. Open quarterfinals after one gave the other a haircut in the stands
Squirrel knocks out power to 10,000 customers in Virginia
Man accused of selling human body parts on Facebook arrested
San Francisco Parking Spot Goes on Sale for $90,000

Cup Noodles unveils ‘pumpkin spice’ flavor

Words of Wisdom:
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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It was just all fun stuff this week!

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We didn’t have any real stories or factoids this week. It was just a good time catching up with each other after a long hiatus. We love you guys! Hoping to get back to a normal release schedule soon!

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Factoid of the Week:

Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.

Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine
Starbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained meth
What Are Cambodia’s ‘Penis Plants’ That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?
FAA Inspector Took ‘Money and Hookers’ To Ignore Violations

Words of Wisdom:

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”

— Walt Whitman

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