Episode 553 – Bleeding For Sympathy

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Factoid of the Week:

Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks. When there was a cotton shortage during World War I, Kimberly-Clark developed a thin, flat cotton substitute that the army tried to use as a filter in gas masks. The war ended before scientists perfected the material for gas masks, so the company redeveloped it to be smoother and softer, then marketed Kleenex as facial tissue instead.

Canon put AI cameras in its Chinese offices that only let smiling workers inside
Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman
NBC’s ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ halts production following ‘explosive diarrhea’ outbreak on set
Batman, Catwoman Oral Sex Scene Blocked From Series: “Heroes Don’t Do That”

Words of Wisdom:
“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”-Lyndon B. Johnson

Episode 552 – Business Day Shower

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Factoid of the Week:
Slugs also have thousands and thousands of teeth. These tiny chompers are part of a rasping structure called a radula that’s unique to mollusks. And in case that doesn’t seem weird enough, slugs essentially breathe through a blowhole that opens up on one side of their bodies. This round pore is called a pneumostome.

This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourself
Texas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be daughter
New Orleans strip club offering contract bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage
‘Third eye’ invented to stop ‘smartphone zombies’ from bumping into things

Words of Wisdom:
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.Peter Ustinov

Episode 551 – Uncanny Valley of Villainy

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Factoid of the Week:
Octopuses have three hearts. Two hearts pump blood through each of the two gills, while the third is a systemic heart that pumps blood through the body. 

Italian Artist Salvatore Garau Sells “Invisible” Sculpture For $18,000
West Virginia’s COVID-19 vaccine incentives include guns, trucks and cash
Danish journalist has sex during interview for segment on swingers club
Candidate interrupted by sex toy on drone, punched at event

Words of Wisdom:
“Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.”-Swami Sivananda

Episode 550 – Science Banger

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Factoid of the Week:
95 percent of all decisions take place in the subconscious mind. This means that the vast majority of our actions and behaviors occur due to brain activity that lies beyond our conscious awareness.

Big cheese no more: UK drug dealer caught out by cheese pic
Houston’s ‘Darth Vader house’ listed for $4.3 million
Man who didn’t want girlfriend moving in with him burned his trailer, prosecutors say
North Korea ‘bans skinny jeans, mullets’ in fight against capitalism

Words of Wisdom:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
– Norman Vincent Peale

Episode 548 – 2Dorkistan

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Factoid of the Week:
The original croissant was called Kipfel and originated in Austria in 1683. It was created in honor of the Austrian victory over the Turks and modeled after the crescent on the Turkish flag.

Italian hospital worker reportedly took home nearly $650,000 despite skipping work for 15 years
At this wedding, the bride and groom were the crashers
Burglar Pleads Guilty After Downloading Porn During Break-in, Leaving Semen on Laptop
Mystery tree beast turns out to be …

Words of Wisdom:
The Moon affects people in other ways, for a beautiful crescent suspended in a twilit sky can stir our hearts. -Ken Croswell

Episode 547 – Husky Man Hot Plate

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Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Greece and Rome, doctors used spider webs to make bandages for their patients. Spider webs supposedly have natural antiseptic and anti-fungal properties, which can help keep wounds clean and prevent infection. It’s also said that spider webs are rich in vitamin K, which helps promote clotting.

Man, a steal! Rare Superman comic sells for record $3.25M
Michigan university becomes first to offer cannabis chemistry scholarship
Home inspector caught on camera pleasuring self with Elmo doll while on the job
Giant water monitor lizard wanders into 7-Eleven, climbs shelves

Words of Wisdom:
“Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity. ” – Hippocrates

Episode 546 – It’s Mostly Bush

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Factoid of the Week:
South African drivers have the option to install flamethrowers on their cars.  During the 1990s, violent crime reached epidemic proportions in South Africa. Johannesburg, in particular, became notorious as the carjacking capital of the world. In response, inventor Charl Fourie developed the Blaster, also known as the “BMW Flamethrower,” that could be mounted on the sides of vehicles.

Thai Burglar Woken Up by Police After He Falls Asleep While Robbing a House
Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account
Why French people may need to buy a ‘porn pass’ at the tabac to access online pornography
Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, labelling them ‘unacceptable’

Words of Wisdom:
“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett

Episode 545 – Apocalyptic Goat

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Factoid of the Week:
Don’t peel your apple. Two-thirds of the fiber and lots of antioxidants are found in the peel. Antioxidants help to reduce damage to cells, which can trigger some diseases.

Wife sanctioned by French court for refusing sex, EU to rule
Last paycheck from ex-employer shows up as oil-covered pennies
Urinating In Your Airline Seat Could Cost You A Quarter Of A Million Dollars Plus Jail Time
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Words of Wisdom:
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” -Martin Luther

Episode 544 – The Velcro Situation

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Factoid of the Week:
If you’ve ever wondered where your lost airline baggage in the US ended up, there’s a good chance it’s Alabama. More precisely, the Unclaimed Baggage Center, a retail store filled with treasures from unfortunate travelers’ misplaced bags.  If your luggage goes unclaimed for 90 days, it becomes legal property of airlines.  Airlines then auction if off to the public and companies like UBS fill their store paying pennies for your lost luggage.

Yard sale find turns out to be artifact worth up to $500,000
Alabama woman accused of stealing neighbor’s goat, dyeing it blue
Spanish rapper reportedly chops off roommate’s penis for video
NYC woman discovers empty apartment behind bathroom mirror

Words of Wisdom:

“Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.”
-Charles Dudley Warner

Episode 543 – Space Ladies

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Factoid of the Week:
The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros.

Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it
Man fakes his kidnapping to get out of work, police say
Customs agents in Cincinnati seized 44 pounds of corn flakes covered in cocaine instead of sugar
Typo on government-issued travel registration letter directs callers to sex hotline

Words of Wisdom:
“Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.” -Francis of Assisi