Episode 547 – Husky Man Hot Plate

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Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Greece and Rome, doctors used spider webs to make bandages for their patients. Spider webs supposedly have natural antiseptic and anti-fungal properties, which can help keep wounds clean and prevent infection. It’s also said that spider webs are rich in vitamin K, which helps promote clotting.

Man, a steal! Rare Superman comic sells for record $3.25M
Michigan university becomes first to offer cannabis chemistry scholarship
Home inspector caught on camera pleasuring self with Elmo doll while on the job
Giant water monitor lizard wanders into 7-Eleven, climbs shelves

Words of Wisdom:
“Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity. ” – Hippocrates

Episode 546 – It’s Mostly Bush

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Factoid of the Week:
South African drivers have the option to install flamethrowers on their cars.  During the 1990s, violent crime reached epidemic proportions in South Africa. Johannesburg, in particular, became notorious as the carjacking capital of the world. In response, inventor Charl Fourie developed the Blaster, also known as the “BMW Flamethrower,” that could be mounted on the sides of vehicles.

Thai Burglar Woken Up by Police After He Falls Asleep While Robbing a House
Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account
Why French people may need to buy a ‘porn pass’ at the tabac to access online pornography
Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, labelling them ‘unacceptable’

Words of Wisdom:
“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett

Episode 545 – Apocalyptic Goat

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Factoid of the Week:
Don’t peel your apple. Two-thirds of the fiber and lots of antioxidants are found in the peel. Antioxidants help to reduce damage to cells, which can trigger some diseases.

Wife sanctioned by French court for refusing sex, EU to rule
Last paycheck from ex-employer shows up as oil-covered pennies
Urinating In Your Airline Seat Could Cost You A Quarter Of A Million Dollars Plus Jail Time
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Words of Wisdom:
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” -Martin Luther

Episode 544 – The Velcro Situation

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Factoid of the Week:
If you’ve ever wondered where your lost airline baggage in the US ended up, there’s a good chance it’s Alabama. More precisely, the Unclaimed Baggage Center, a retail store filled with treasures from unfortunate travelers’ misplaced bags.  If your luggage goes unclaimed for 90 days, it becomes legal property of airlines.  Airlines then auction if off to the public and companies like UBS fill their store paying pennies for your lost luggage.

Yard sale find turns out to be artifact worth up to $500,000
Alabama woman accused of stealing neighbor’s goat, dyeing it blue
Spanish rapper reportedly chops off roommate’s penis for video
NYC woman discovers empty apartment behind bathroom mirror

Words of Wisdom:

“Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.”
-Charles Dudley Warner

Episode 543 – Space Ladies

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Factoid of the Week:
The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros.

Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it
Man fakes his kidnapping to get out of work, police say
Customs agents in Cincinnati seized 44 pounds of corn flakes covered in cocaine instead of sugar
Typo on government-issued travel registration letter directs callers to sex hotline

Words of Wisdom:
“Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.” -Francis of Assisi

Episode 542 – Old Meth RV

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Factoid of the Week:
In the late nineteenth century, butt plugs (formerly known as rectal dilators) were developed to cure insanity and used to treat headaches, insomnia, acne, and constipation.

Ukrainian man invents murder to get police to clear snow from his road
An 8-year-old border collie named Lulu is inheriting a $5 million trust
Man rushed to hospital after he put ring on penis to make it bigger to impress girlfriend on Valentine’s Day
Pussy-Scented Face Masks Are the Hot New Pandemic Fetish Item

Words of Wisdom:
“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.” – Bruce Feirstein

Episode 541 – Circle of Tangents

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Factoid of the Week:
The First Photo of a Person Was Accidental – In 1828, Louis Daguerre took the first photo that captured a human being. His intention was to take a photo of the Boulevard du Temple in Paris. The man in his photo was standing in the street, getting his shoes polished. Since the exposure lasted for seven minutes, the man also got captured.

Italian mafia orders ambulance drivers to stop using sirens because they disturb drug dealers
Teen Accused of Stealing Nearly $1M From Georgia Supermarket
Florida lawyer disbarred for making pornographic film with inmate
Texas sorry after mistakenly sending emergency alert for cursed Chucky doll

Words of Wisdom:
“Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.”— Anonymous

Episode 540 – Bang in a Box

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Factoid of the Week:
During Victorian times, American and British women donned gloves for every kind of activity and had different kinds of gloves for each activity. In fact, being caught not wearing gloves was considered a major social faux pas. You could also often find catalogs containing a minimum of 21 different kinds of gloves.

Adobe Flash Shutdown Halts Chinese Railroad for Over 16 Hours Before Pirated Copy Restores Ops
Bernie Sanders’ mittens, memes help raise $1.8M for charity
Panera Has Created A Bread Bowl Glove, So You Can Still Drink Your Iced Coffee In The Winter
Woman reportedly performs oral sex act on gas station robber until cops arrive
Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos

Words of Wisdom:
“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.” -Nathaniel Hawthorne

Episode 539 – Horn Married

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Factoid of the Week:
Believed to be the first domesticated bird, pigeons were used for millennia to deliver messages, including important military information, and the outcome of the early Olympic games. Though non-avian mail delivery has become more popular over time, pigeons were used as recently as World War II to carry select messages.

Computer programmer has just two guesses left for his password to access $220m in Bitcoin before digital wallet locks FOREVER
Man ‘lived in Chicago airport in secret for three months’ – as virus made him ‘too scared’ to fly home
Man awakens to strange woman drinking soda, holding bag of pepperoni in his bedroom
If 2021 already seems like too much, there’s a hotline that urges people to call in and scream

Words of Wisdom:
“A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.” 
-Maya Angelou

Episode 538 – Pull Over, Give Me Your Ham

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Factoid of the Week:
Wind is caused by differences in air pressure. Air rushes from high pressure areas to lower ones.  Depending on their strength, winds can be known as a breeze, gale, storm or hurricane.  A breeze blows from 4 to 31mph, while a gale blows between 32 and 63 miles per hour.  The strongest winds in the solar system are on Saturn where they reach speeds of over 1,100mph.

Dutch officials seize ham sandwiches of drivers arriving from UK
Quebec Woman Fined For Putting Leash on Her Partner, Taking Him for a Walk
Hackers use ransomware to lock up internet-enabled chastity belts
Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

Words of Wisdom:
Words of Wisdom go here “I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.” -Jimmy Dean