Episode 470 – The Lumber Yard

I made delicious wagyu beef tacos! The very moment I finished cooking and combining everything to serve, Jacob looks at me and goes, “Would you mind if I laid down for 15 mins?”. I mean, I cannot say no to that, because he is adorable… but I want WARM TACOS… I’m still waiting on them right now.  I NEED THEM!

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Factoid of the Week:
Wood was the first drawing material. In the form of charcoal, was the first artistic medium. An example of cave art, using charred wood, at Rouffignac in France dates dates back 13,000 years. Kiln produced charcoal has continued to be used by artists down the ages, and modern artists continue to exploit its qualities in their creative endeavors.

Young people are growing horns from cellphone use: study

Florida city pays $600,000 to hackers who seized its computer system

Alabama man accused of training a meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’

17% of Apple AirPods owners have sex while wearing them

Words of Wisdom:
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. -Francis Bacon

Episode 469 – Many Muchly Studies

I went to a bouncy trampoline park with my nephew and goofed off for an amazing hour. We flipped and made Mario courses and chased each other… and then I flung myself onto a huge mattress type deal… but when I crawled off of it and onto the main floor… I jacked my MCL up… So, now I cannot walk. It wasn’t because the flips or cartwheels or jumps… but because of one little twist I made while pulling myself up to the floor. You have got to be kidding me…

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Factoid of the Week:
The brains of people with chronic backaches are as much as 11 percent smaller than those of non-sufferers. The neurons become overactive or tired of the activity.

Japan outlaws flying drones while drunk
Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech
Miller Lite created a beer can that doubles as a video game controller, the ‘Cantroller’
U.S. Government Websites Redirecting to Hardcore Porn
US Surgeons Find Tapeworm In Woman’s Brain During Cancer Surgery

Words of Wisdom:
We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment. -Jim Rohn

Episode 468 – One Squirrel Butt

Tonight’s show was a blast! It was a true return to form in that we didn’t stay on track for more than two minutes. We covered Icelandic pool hair dryers and Taco Bell. We even solved all the problems of the US health care system. There’s nothing quite like an episode of H&H to really get you going. Enjoy!

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Factoid of the Week:
Snails are hermaphroditic and impregnate each other during one sex act.

Iceland pool tells men to quit using hair dryers on their balls
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
That’s not a penis! You’re a penis

Episode 467 – Schroedinger’s Notes

We’ve been gone… and I’ve been painting… and I want my house back. Listen to my slow decent into madness.

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Factoid of the Week:
It is believed that the sweet cherry originated in the area between the Black and Caspian Seas in Asia Minor around 70 B.C. The Romans introduced them to Britain in the first century A.D.

Austria warns against cow-kissing internet challenge
Kentucky Noah’s Ark attraction sues over flood damage
Half of Americans have used swimming pools as an alternative to showering, study finds
Pornhub unveils its ‘Bonerless Bathing Suit’ to prevent unwanted public erections

Words of Wisdom:
You can’t serve up hearts like cherries jubilee. -Leonard Bailey

We’re Coming Back!

Hey, party people! Don’t give up on us! We’re coming back soon, but in the mean time I made you this little thing that you can listen to. Have some fun. Hang in there. We love you!

Episode 466 – Brokeback Brain

My roses are blooming… and they are glorious. I went to a memorial garden with a buddy today to look at the roses… and it was closed. So, we walked around the amphitheater forever until we were able to see the roses… and mine are better >_> I mean, I don’t DO anything to mine, but they are still better. Save for the red ones at the garden… those were amazing.

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Factoid of the Week:
Wild roses have 5 petals and 5 sepals. A large number of petals is a result of mutation and it can be seen in cultivated roses.

Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Buyers Arrested By Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Dealers
Kuwaiti Academic Claims Gay Men Have An ‘Anal Worm That Feeds On Semen’
Do NOT put garlic in your vagina: Top gynecologist warns women

Words of Wisdom:
Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet. -Katharine Lee Bates

Episode 465 – Mouth Swears

Why are wasps a thing? Ants are yicky enough… but make them 6 times as big, give them a massive bite AND sting to go with their size… oh, and then add wings… that doesn’t seem like something out of a hellworld at ALL.

I think wasps were part of the evil that escaped pandora’s box. I think the only thing left in the box was a bigger freaking hornet… but Monsanto is making those for us. Goody.

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Factoid of the Week:
Ducks and geese that are used for foie gras are prepared by force feeding two to three times a day using a small pipe inserted into their throat, a process known as ‘gavage’, which takes a total time of around two to three seconds for each bird.

Iraq Parliament Bans Online Battle Games, Citing “Negative” Influence
Pennsylvania man receives prison sentence for shooting at fireflies he thought were ‘alien lasers’
Carl’s Jr. (Hardees) will become the first major fast-food chain to debut a cannabis-infused burger
Men carry more germs in their beards than dogs carry in their fur, study finds
Indiana man sues parents for destroying porn collection

Words of Wisdom:
“Be like a duck.  Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.” –Michael Caine

Episode 464 – A Centrifuge and a Wizard

Tonight we answer your burning questions (I feel like this phrase stems from STD’s), talk about Keto cabbage and shrimp de-veining (ew), and dive into the depth of the internets weirdest news.

And we also talk a lot… because… show.

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Factoid of the Week:
There are 16 different stages of life are found in shrimp from egg to full adult.

Coffee not essential for life, Swiss government says
Deputies surround burglar in Oregon home, find out suspect is Roomba trapped in bathroom
Doctor finds 4 tiny sweat bees living in woman’s eye, feeding on her tears
High school baseball field doused in gasoline, set on fire in attempt to dry it faster

Words of Wisdom:
To go in the water and stare at a shrimp for three minutes and not think about anything else in the world, it’s just euphoric. -Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

Episode 463 – Bearded Dragon

Ahem. *sings*

I have to PEEEEEEE

In the POT-TEEEEEEE

Really bad-LEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Factoid of the Week:
Jellyfish do not have brains, hearts, ears, heads, feet, legs, or bones.  While jellyfish do not have a brain, they have an elementary nervous system with receptors that detect light, vibrations, and chemicals in the water. These abilities, along with the sense of gravity, allow the jellyfish to orient and guide itself in the water.

Judge orders identical twins to both cough up child support
Texas civil court judge accidentally resigns
AMC Movie theatres to host 59 hour marathon of all 22 Marvel movies
ARKANSAS MEN ARRESTED FOR TAKING TURNS SHOOTING EACH OTHER WHILE WEARING BULLETPROOF VEST AFTER DRINKING
Philippines Customs Officials Seize 757 Tarantulas From Poland

Words of Wisdom:
“Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.”― Charles Chaplin

Episode 462 – Therapy Bacon

It’s the Stephen and Jacob show on this episode! We had a great time with some rants, some news, and some fun stories. We think this one is totally worth your time! We even introduced a new section where Tater and Dewayne give advice to folks who need it. That one was pretty fun.   Hope you folks dig it!

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Man steals $122 million from Google and Facebook by producing fake invoices
Polk County man fakes armed robbery to avoid going to work
Man Was Circumcised By Mistake When He Went to the Doctor to Get His Bladder Checked
Woman almost dies after injecting fruit smoothie into her veins

Factoid of the Week:
To help airline passengers deal with travel anxiety, San Francisco International Airport hired the nation’s first airport therapy pig in 2015. LiLou wears costumes and performs tricks to help travelers calm down before boarding their flights.

Words of Wisdom:
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” -Henry Ford